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Transfers January Transfer Thread 2024

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Thin Lilywhite Duke said:
Excuse me? You might think this is a man who will, in medical terms, 'explode at any moment' but it's actually what peak performance looks like...

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Mr. Creosote....
 
TottsAmazeballs said:
Yep.

I've been thinking of it in terms of elements.

Since Son, Biss and Sarr are out, we're missing three particles (one positive (attack) and two negatively charged, defence), making us an unstable isotope looking for new partners to provide stable chemistry. Some samples are being tested:

Gallagher is like oxygen. Boring, but everyone needs someone like him to get shit done. He's highly reactive as he has a lot of bonding opportunity, but since he's a servant to all, his loyalty is suspect.

Dragusin is like silver. It might not be the most shiny of new toys, but it's got class and cleans up a lot of unpleasant shit before it turns bad. Hopefully he also won't mind being left in the cupboard 'for best'.

We're also missing a positively-charged proton, thanks to a high-energy collision with January.

Werner is like sodium; popping and fizzing without much control. Fuck it, chuck him in there and grab the popcorn Sure, it might not last, but at least it will be fun!

Dier was a neutron. So, yeah, we're good.
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Thank you Stephen Hawking...
 
The main reason i think won't sign conerchav is that everyone knows about this signing. Think about the players we've signed recently. Of those, how many spent months in the tabloids prior to joining?
 
TottsAmazeballs said:
Yep.

I've been thinking of it in terms of elements.

Since Son, Biss and Sarr are out, we're missing three particles (one positive (attack) and two negatively charged, defence), making us an unstable isotope looking for new partners to provide stable chemistry. Some samples are being tested:

Gallagher is like oxygen. Boring, but everyone needs someone like him to get shit done. He's highly reactive as he has a lot of bonding opportunity, but since he's a servant to all, his loyalty is suspect.

Dragusin is like silver. It might not be the most shiny of new toys, but it's got class and cleans up a lot of unpleasant shit before it turns bad. Hopefully he also won't mind being left in the cupboard 'for best'.

We're also missing a positively-charged proton, thanks to a high-energy collision with January. Werner is like sodium; popping and fizzing without much control. Fuck it, chuck him in there and grab the popcorn Sure, it might not last, but at least it will be fun!

Dier is a neutron. So, like, we're good.
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My brother!

Ndombele is N smothering the blood creating too much methaemoglobin and suffocating the ability to carry Oxygen, due to bad Cholesterol, gassed Mofo.

Bad Chemistry.

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TottsAmazeballs said:
Yep.

I've been thinking of it in terms of elements.

Since Son, Biss and Sarr are out, we're missing three particles (one positive (attack) and two negatively charged, defence), making us an unstable isotope looking for new partners to provide stable chemistry. Some samples are being tested:

Gallagher is like oxygen. Boring, but everyone needs someone like him to get shit done. He's highly reactive as he has a lot of bonding opportunity, but since he's a servant to all, his loyalty is suspect.

Dragusin is like silver. It might not be the most shiny of new toys, but it's got class and cleans up a lot of unpleasant shit before it turns bad. Hopefully he also won't mind being left in the cupboard 'for best'.

We're also missing a positively-charged proton, thanks to a high-energy collision with January.

Werner is like sodium; popping and fizzing without much control. Fuck it, chuck him in there and grab the popcorn Sure, it might not last, but at least it will be fun!

Dier was a neutron. So, yeah, we're good.
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I’m beginning to think I’m on mushrooms every time read a post in this fucking place. Is it me or are people completely off their tits in here!!
Fish,restaurants,chemistry and there was something else that fucked with my head!’
I’m taking a break and going for a cuppa and a penguin. 😜
 
JDefoe said:
It is, in fact, incredibly meaningful, as it relates to the pursuit of one player: Conor Chavski Gallagher. Or as I call him, Nando’s.

We must expand our palate and expect more for ourselves. We must broaden our horizons and raise our standards to the highest level.

For £50m, Conor Gallagher is Nando’s. well known, well documented, consistent, safe.

And if all you’ve had is Chick King, Nando’s may seem like the end all-be all of food search.

But there’s Alain Ducasse out there. And we can’t get stuck on Nando’s when there’s Michelin starred restaurants to try.
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Sorry, seemed perfect fit for the GIF
 
JDefoe said:
It is, in fact, incredibly meaningful, as it relates to the pursuit of one player: Conor Chavski Gallagher. Or as I call him, Nando’s.

We must expand our palate and expect more for ourselves. We must broaden our horizons and raise our standards to the highest level.

For £50m, Conor Gallagher is Nando’s. well known, well documented, consistent, safe.

And if all you’ve had is Chick King, Nando’s may seem like the end all-be all of food search.

But there’s Alain Ducasse out there. And we can’t get stuck on Nando’s when there’s Michelin starred restaurants to try.
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No
 
TottsAmazeballs said:
Yep.

I've been thinking of it in terms of elements.

Since Son, Biss and Sarr are out, we're missing three particles (one positive (attack) and two negatively charged, defence), making us an unstable isotope looking for new partners to provide stable chemistry. Some samples are being tested:

Gallagher is like oxygen. Boring, but everyone needs someone like him to get shit done. He's highly reactive as he has a lot of bonding opportunity, but since he's a servant to all, his loyalty is suspect.

Dragusin is like silver. It might not be the most shiny of new toys, but it's got class and cleans up a lot of unpleasant shit before it turns bad. Hopefully he also won't mind being left in the cupboard 'for best'.

We're also missing a positively-charged proton, thanks to a high-energy collision with January.

Werner is like sodium; popping and fizzing without much control. Fuck it, chuck him in there and grab the popcorn Sure, it might not last, but at least it will be fun!

Dier was a neutron. So, yeah, we're good.
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Elementary, innit?
 
Spursidol said:

View: https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1747283880280023328?s=20

Reguilon's contract ends in June 2025, hope the loan includes an obligation to buy at a sensible price (eg £30m+ for a Spanish international PL experienced LB is not unreasonable )
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View: https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1747297510287127018?s=20

Brian Fantana said:
Just saw an article in the Standard that Brentford need a left back so one could be them. Id be tempted to see if they fancy Sessegnon too.
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Looking forward to my itk badge. I'm good at guessing too! :richtongue:
 
Spursidol Spursidol is not being serious. Getting teams to just pay the full wages of our unwanted players would be a coup.
 
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