So who would you keep and get rid of next season in an ideal world? I'm aware that this season hasn't finished yet and there's still a fair bit to play for, but regardless of what can happen between now and the end of the season, I think everybody knows that changes should and have to be made. We're a massive work in progress.
Lloris - Not the keeper he once was. I'd like to see another number 1 brought into the club, although he's still far from our biggest concern. I love him to bits but the end is nigh as our number one.
Hart - Never liked him seeing as he was largely shit for England and was also in those annoying Wash and Go adverts. Loves himself far too much too. Go.
Aurier - He is what he is, and will always be what he is. Better than Doherty, whatever that means. Not bothered either way.
Doherty - Worse than Aurier by a distance, which takes some doing. An absolute car crash of a signing. Get something back for him, even if it's only a box of Jaffa cakes.
Tanganga - Promising, Still has a way to go. But definitely one for the future. His versatility may become a hinderance for him though in the long run.
Toby - Still capable but not the player he once was. Worth a place in the squad. Keep.
Sanchez - Probably not as bad as some make out, but isn't any better now than he was when he joined 4 years ago. Still has a bit of Titus Bramble about him at times. Sell.
Dier - Has all the mobility of a glacier. Can never fault his commitment and attitude. Shouldn't be a first teamer either as a defender or defensive midfielder for any club with genuine ambition.
Roden - Looks a decent prospect and one very much for the future. Keep.
Davies - Pretty average player. He's been a decent servant for us but would probably sell at the right price.
Reguilon - Quality player and should only get better. Would love to see him playing for us next season.
Hojbjerg - One of our better signings of recent times. Keep.
Winks - Hasn't progressed since he first came onto the scene. Isn't a bad player by any means but often needs to do more. Would sell for the right price, but wouldn't be against him being seen as a squad player which is what he's been this season.
Sissoko - Has an engine, but so does a Reliant Robin. Just a very limited player and not someone we would miss. As a France regular (somehow) he would get us decent money I think. Sell.
Lo Celso - Undecided on him. Clearly has ability but sometimes doesn't do enough. Would keep but we need more from him, more often.
Ndombele - Undoubted quality but doesn't effect games often enough - Yet! Would keep and try to make him feel as loved as possible even if that requires the odd sneaky reach around.
Alli - Probably will do a Lingard and look like the Alli of old for a while should he move, and we'll all be asking why we didn't keep him. Don't see it ever working for him here again though as long as Mourinho is around. Sell for the right price.
Lamela - Still capable of moments of brilliance as we saw recently, but is probably over-staying his welcome at the club now to an extent. He would be brilliant in the slower paced Italian league. Sell, but with a heavy heart,
Bergwijn - Occasionally so promising, but often quite anonymous. Still not sure or convinced about him. Would sell if we could get close to what we paid for him back, but might still come good yet.
Moura - Love the bloke. Can get on your tits at times but probably wouldn't be with us to be honest if he was more consistent. Keep.
Bale - Had a stinker in his last game, although not all his own fault. But has shown enough to suggest that there's still a player in there. If he finishes the season strongly then he might be worth signing in the summer if Real are willing to almost give him away.
Son - Not at his best this season but still one of the few world-class players we have, one that any club in the world would take. Keep him. Adore him.
Vinicius - Doesn't offer an awful lot most of the time but has a goal in him. I'd be perfectly fine with him being part of the squad next season, but wouldn't lose sleep if we didn't sign him.
Kane - The fact that one of the best players in Europe and not just the EPL currently plays for us is something to be proud of. Seems to have a few weirdy-beardy Spurs fans who don't seem to want to give him all the credit and applause he deserves though. Keep, obviously. Unless City offer us a quite ridiculous amount of money and Haaland goes on record to say he wants to join us for some weird reason.
Lloris - Not the keeper he once was. I'd like to see another number 1 brought into the club, although he's still far from our biggest concern. I love him to bits but the end is nigh as our number one.
Hart - Never liked him seeing as he was largely shit for England and was also in those annoying Wash and Go adverts. Loves himself far too much too. Go.
Aurier - He is what he is, and will always be what he is. Better than Doherty, whatever that means. Not bothered either way.
Doherty - Worse than Aurier by a distance, which takes some doing. An absolute car crash of a signing. Get something back for him, even if it's only a box of Jaffa cakes.
Tanganga - Promising, Still has a way to go. But definitely one for the future. His versatility may become a hinderance for him though in the long run.
Toby - Still capable but not the player he once was. Worth a place in the squad. Keep.
Sanchez - Probably not as bad as some make out, but isn't any better now than he was when he joined 4 years ago. Still has a bit of Titus Bramble about him at times. Sell.
Dier - Has all the mobility of a glacier. Can never fault his commitment and attitude. Shouldn't be a first teamer either as a defender or defensive midfielder for any club with genuine ambition.
Roden - Looks a decent prospect and one very much for the future. Keep.
Davies - Pretty average player. He's been a decent servant for us but would probably sell at the right price.
Reguilon - Quality player and should only get better. Would love to see him playing for us next season.
Hojbjerg - One of our better signings of recent times. Keep.
Winks - Hasn't progressed since he first came onto the scene. Isn't a bad player by any means but often needs to do more. Would sell for the right price, but wouldn't be against him being seen as a squad player which is what he's been this season.
Sissoko - Has an engine, but so does a Reliant Robin. Just a very limited player and not someone we would miss. As a France regular (somehow) he would get us decent money I think. Sell.
Lo Celso - Undecided on him. Clearly has ability but sometimes doesn't do enough. Would keep but we need more from him, more often.
Ndombele - Undoubted quality but doesn't effect games often enough - Yet! Would keep and try to make him feel as loved as possible even if that requires the odd sneaky reach around.
Alli - Probably will do a Lingard and look like the Alli of old for a while should he move, and we'll all be asking why we didn't keep him. Don't see it ever working for him here again though as long as Mourinho is around. Sell for the right price.
Lamela - Still capable of moments of brilliance as we saw recently, but is probably over-staying his welcome at the club now to an extent. He would be brilliant in the slower paced Italian league. Sell, but with a heavy heart,
Bergwijn - Occasionally so promising, but often quite anonymous. Still not sure or convinced about him. Would sell if we could get close to what we paid for him back, but might still come good yet.
Moura - Love the bloke. Can get on your tits at times but probably wouldn't be with us to be honest if he was more consistent. Keep.
Bale - Had a stinker in his last game, although not all his own fault. But has shown enough to suggest that there's still a player in there. If he finishes the season strongly then he might be worth signing in the summer if Real are willing to almost give him away.
Son - Not at his best this season but still one of the few world-class players we have, one that any club in the world would take. Keep him. Adore him.
Vinicius - Doesn't offer an awful lot most of the time but has a goal in him. I'd be perfectly fine with him being part of the squad next season, but wouldn't lose sleep if we didn't sign him.
Kane - The fact that one of the best players in Europe and not just the EPL currently plays for us is something to be proud of. Seems to have a few weirdy-beardy Spurs fans who don't seem to want to give him all the credit and applause he deserves though. Keep, obviously. Unless City offer us a quite ridiculous amount of money and Haaland goes on record to say he wants to join us for some weird reason.