Lucas Moura

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To the tune of Louie Louie.

Lucas Moura (clap clap)
Oh oh wohaaa
He’s a Lilywhite (clap clap)

(Wait for it, wait for it. These aren’t lyrics, just count to 4, or 4 slow handclaps, then)

Lucas Moura (clap clap)
Oh oh wohaaa
We know he’s alright (clap clap)


Repeat as much as you like.

Would work well on a terrace.

Edit: Optional verse.


(He came to Spurs from PSG

On the Eurostar train under the sea

He popped in to see Danny Levy

And fucked off back to Paris, just to see his old team)

Needs work.


 
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I have a good feeling about the signing of Moura, he looks genuinely happy to be here, has a mate in Aurier and has the skills we need to add to our squad. Fast, skillful and some samba flair.....
 
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I have a good feeling abiut the signing of Moura, he looks genuinely happy to be here, has a mate in Aurier and has the skills we need to add to our squad. Fast, skillful and some samba flair.....

I have a good feeling about him too! It's also nice that he doesn't have the pressure of a high price tag on his shoulders or feel like he's our only option in that position. Should be able to settle in nicely
 
I have a good feeling about him too! It's also nice that he doesn't have the pressure of a high price tag on his shoulders or feel like he's our only option in that position. Should be able to settle in nicely

and i think Poch is right not to rush him, he needs time to adapt and get to know the team. Give him a pre season under Poch and then see what he made of. Eekkkk
 
Went back to Paris once more so he could say farewell to his old team mates... should be a star for us if his personality is as good as his football.


Flying back to say goodbye to your old team-mates really is the new black isn't it?
Everyone's at it!!

Shame it wasn't a 'thing' when Kyle Walker left... or else I assume he'd have been all over it like an online meme!
Gotta get those Facetwat "likes", eh Kyle?
:walker:
 
Flying back to say goodbye to your old team-mates really is the new black isn't it?
Everyone's at it!!

Shame it wasn't a 'thing' when Kyle Walker left... or else I assume he'd have been all over it like an online meme!
Gotta get those Facetwat "likes", eh Kyle?
:walker:
Walcott cleared out with his gear and stuffed it in bin bags at midnight

#welcomebackanytimemate

:harryhmm::harrylol:
 
To the tune of Louie Louie.

Lucas Moura (clap clap)
Oh oh wohaaa
He’s a Lilywhite (clap clap)

(Wait for it, wait for it. These aren’t lyrics, just count to 4, or 4 slow handclaps, then)

Lucas Moura (clap clap)
Oh oh wohaaa
We know he’s alright (clap clap)


Repeat as much as you like.

Would work well on a terrace.

Edit: Optional verse.


(He came to Spurs from PSG

On the Eurostar train under the sea

He popped in to see Danny Levy

And fucked off back to Paris, just to see his old team)

Needs work.





Needs work? You are the master of under exaggeration! Assume your day job isn't pop mogul?!
:dembelelol:
 
Our humble A Capella offerings need to be as straightforward as possible - what do you expect? Bohemian fucking Rhapsody?

“Luca...just beat a man. He confused the player’s head, ran right past and left for dead.

Luca’s on another run...and now he’s off to set up Harry Kane.

Luca...oooh oooh oooh ooh. Doesn’t need another touch.

Can you believe he cost less than Sissoko..what a deal..what a deal.

He’s better than Juan Mata.

I see a little Luca Moura on the ball.

Going left? Going right? It’s a very very good sight.

Pace as fast as lightning. Incredibly delighting me.

Pochettino, Pochettino, do not ever take him off. Magnifico.

He’s Luca Moura, everybody loves him. He’s Luca Moura, from a dirty oil team.

He’s the nuts from Brazil, and he’s playing like a dream.

Is he here? Is he there? He’s every bloody where.

Bismillah! Nooo. Please do not sub him off.

:pochohshit: will not sub

He will not take him off :freundgoal:

:pochohshit: Will not sub

He will not sub him off :freund:

And so on and so forth. I reckon that would catch on in a matter of seconds.

Fucking hell I’m bored of this film I’m supposed to be watching.
 
“Luca...just beat a man. He confused the player’s head, ran right past and left for dead.

Luca’s on another run...and now he’s off to set up Harry Kane.

Luca...oooh oooh oooh ooh. Doesn’t need another touch.

Can you believe he cost less than Sissoko..what a deal..what a deal.

He’s better than Juan Mata.

I see a little Luca Moura on the ball.

Going left? Going right? It’s a very very good sight.

Pace as fast as lightning. Incredibly delighting me.

Pochettino, Pochettino, do not ever take him off. Magnifico.

He’s Luca Moura, everybody loves him. He’s Luca Moura, from a dirty oil team.

He’s the nuts from Brazil, and he’s playing like a dream.

Is he here? Is he there? He’s every bloody where.

Bismillah! Nooo. Please do not sub him off.

:pochohshit: will not sub

He will not take him off :freundgoal:

:pochohshit: Will not sub

He will not sub him off :freund:

And so on and so forth. I reckon that would catch on in a matter of seconds.

Fucking hell I’m bored of this film I’m supposed to be watching.

Ha ha. Excellent. :eriksenlol:
 
“Luca...just beat a man. He confused the player’s head, ran right past and left for dead.

Luca’s on another run...and now he’s off to set up Harry Kane.

Luca...oooh oooh oooh ooh. Doesn’t need another touch.

Can you believe he cost less than Sissoko..what a deal..what a deal.

He’s better than Juan Mata.

I see a little Luca Moura on the ball.

Going left? Going right? It’s a very very good sight.

Pace as fast as lightning. Incredibly delighting me.

Pochettino, Pochettino, do not ever take him off. Magnifico.

He’s Luca Moura, everybody loves him. He’s Luca Moura, from a dirty oil team.

He’s the nuts from Brazil, and he’s playing like a dream.

Is he here? Is he there? He’s every bloody where.

Bismillah! Nooo. Please do not sub him off.

:pochohshit: will not sub

He will not take him off :freundgoal:

:pochohshit: Will not sub

He will not sub him off :freund:

And so on and so forth. I reckon that would catch on in a matter of seconds.

Fucking hell I’m bored of this film I’m supposed to be watching.

BRAAAAAVO!!!!!!!

:tobyarm:
 
Was on 150k at PSG according to some. Lol. So must be our highest paid player now according to them?

Unless, of course, he was never on close to that. Or even more unlikely, has taken a humongous wage cut.

#theevidencemounts #zaha

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