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Well, at least I've discovered what my type of humour isn't in that 1 minute 33 seconds I won't be getting back.
Tell us a joke make me laugh.
Paddydogsstar was at the pub with his friends watching a football match on the TV. As the match heated up, Paddydogsstar's team scored a goal and he jumped up in excitement, spilling his drink all over himself.
His friends laughed and teased him, "You're such a messy drinker, Paddydogsstar!"
Paddydogsstar replied, "I can't help it! I get so excited when my team scores that I forget about everything else."
One of his friends said, "Well, maybe you should try wearing a bib or something."
Paddydogsstar thought for a moment and then exclaimed, "That's a brilliant idea! I'll wear a bib with my team's logo on it!"
The next week, Paddydogsstar showed up to the pub wearing a bib with his team's logo on it. As the match progressed, he cheered loudly every time his team scored a goal. But when the opposing team scored a goal, Paddydogsstar couldn't help but cry.
His friends were puzzled and asked, "Why are you crying, Paddydogsstar?"
Paddydogsstar replied, "I'm wearing a bib, but I'm still getting creamed!"
There, that's 20 to 30 seconds of your life you'll never get back.
How the fuck did you know about the bib
Its what they want.
About the two Woolwich arseholes who played football with a cat???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't call the police when the cat was leading 1-0!
About the two Woolwich arseholes who played football with a cat???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't call the police when the cat was leading 1-0!
Very bad taste.About the two Woolwich arseholes who played football with a cat???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't call the police when the cat was leading 1-0!
I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone and I certainly didn't mean to denigrate a cat.
Promise to do better!
I knew what was coming but I still giggled my backside off at this. Quality humour. I think the long intro makes it even better.
Little amuses the innocent, I always say.