Matt Hancock

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When one door closes, another door opens; and Fabrizio DiMarzio is reporting that Matt Hancock is in advanced talks with Tottenham Hotspur.

But Alasdair Gold has now revealed that talks may also be on the verge of breaking down, as Matt is insisting that Amazon Prime can't shoot another season of All or Nothing due to his bad experience with cameras in his office.


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PROS:

- Available for free;
- Will get the fans clapping and cheering (in thursday kickoffs at 8pm);
- Will not let the Spurs Medical team be overrun with injuries ;
- Will be fine in press conferences - although might not answer the questions asked;
- Has great pulling power;
- Will very quickly get a feel for the job;
- Knows how to work with a Rodon
- Might make Sissoko isolate away from the club.

CONS:

- His last club NHSFC had big shortages of kits so small chance our home kit will be bin bags;
- Some of his signings have come under scrutiny as he's been accused of giving out contracts to his mates;
- Previous employer called him f-ing hopeless;
- Will need to bring his own assistant staff of married ladies;
- His work is often Dier
 
PROS:

- Available for free;
- Will get the fans clapping and cheering (in thursday kickoffs at 8pm);
- Will not let the Spurs Medical team be overrun with injuries ;
- Will be fine in press conferences - although might not answer the questions asked;
- Has great pulling power;
- Will very quickly get a feel for the job;
- Knows how to work with a Rodon
- Might make Sissoko isolate away from the club.

CONS:

- His last club NHSFC had big shortages of kits so small chance our home kit will be bin bags;
- Some of his signings have come under scrutiny as he's been accused of giving out contracts to his mates;
- Previous employer called him f-ing hopeless;
- Will need to bring his own assistant staff of married ladies;
- His work is often Dier
Excellent :baletroll:
 
Who is this guy?
He has had to resign from the Government (he was in charge of Health), because he broke his own rules about keeping apart from other people during this Covid crisis. He was caught on CCTV kissing a woman who is not his wife.

He is also a very untrustworthy person in general. Nobody but a fool ( eg Boris Johnson, our Prime Minister) ever trusted his honesty.
 
I am all in now on Hancock

We know we are likely to have a shit season , so what better way to lift our spirits than a manager who says we are having a great season. We lose 3 nil , he says we won 5-3, we get knocked out of the FA cup by Kettering , he says it does not matter we can still win it. We finish 14th he says Spurs fans should look forward to playing Bayern. Real and Barca in the CL next season

So come on everyone , if people can still believe Levy is doing a good job , this really is a similar suspension of reality.
 
He has had to resign from the Government (he was in charge of Health), because he broke his own rules about keeping apart from other people during this Covid crisis. He was caught on CCTV kissing a woman who is not his wife.

He is also a very untrustworthy person in general. Nobody but a fool ( eg Boris Johnson, our Prime Minister) ever trusted his honesty.

Very accurate !
 
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