Most Ugly Player

[yes]

I fucking loathe anyone who rates or comments on the (bad) looks of footballers. Please fuck off the football boards and go hang on Instagram and shit like that, you absolute miserable fucking loser twats.

Plastics.

Agreed. That extends to anyone who comments on anyone’s perceived ‘bad looks.

Back when I was at school there was a lad in my year who used to get abuse about his appearance constantly. People picked on him throughout his childhood, got called ugly regularly. Girls laughed at him. Just because he had a bit of a hooked nose and acne.

Eventually people stopped taking the piss out of him. Unfortunately it took him hanging himself when he was 15 before they did.

Abusing someone for the way they look is pathetic. What kind of shit cunt gets their kicks out of making other people feel bad about themselves?

 

[Murphy]

Franck Ribery has not yet retired, people.

Ribery is a bit harsh though, given he fucked his face in a car crash.

 

[Paul Gascoigne]

Watching Chelski play Fulham, I want to vote for Kai Havertz. Looks like something out of the Bash Street Gang.
Used to think that no-one could beat Dowie alias Shrek but .......

Thought that we could do with a break from the manager thread !

 

[CollyQC]

Dirk kyut is Iain dowies brother. Bruno Fernandez is no Tom selleck either

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Beardsley looked like a gargoyle chewing a bulldog chewing a wasp.

 

[superstaryid]

Luka Modric is a 15 Pinter.

 

[Doom Funk]

Ribery is a bit harsh though, given he fucked his face in a car crash.

It's harsh judging anyone by their looks though

Car crash or no car crash

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Beardsley looked like a gargoyle chewing a bulldog chewing a wasp.

He weren't no Brad Pitt was he?....
He looked like someone had moulded his face from playdough.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Doesn't matter what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that matters.

Just a stroke of luck that Mr P is gorgeous both ways

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Jesus Christ, spoiler that shit. Preferably with a warning.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Watching Chelski play Fulham, I want to vote for Kai Havertz. Looks like something out of the Bash Street Gang.
Used to think that no-one could beat Dowie alias Shrek but .......

Thought that we could do with a break from the manager thread !

There's a flat earth thread thats riveting,doncha know?...

 

[superstaryid]

Luke Chadwick proper munter

 

[peter merison]

Any player from any team in the 1970's , haircut ,clothes ,kits ,people were all fucking horrid

 

[Hotspurpaul]

Any player from any team in the 1970's , haircut ,clothes ,kits ,people were all fucking horrid

Hey!! What about Jimmy Savil.....oh....

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Franck Ribery has not yet retired, people.

 

[Gym&Chill]

Haaland.

 

[Beech]

Philip Anthony Jones. Derp.

 

[justin]

Wayne Rooney all day long

 

[Bazali]

David Moyes has to be up there but has improved with age tbf

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

David Moyes has to be up there but has improved with age tbf

Always thought similar with the Nevilles. I guess, as one’s face plumpens up a bit, certain features become somewhat less obtrusive.