You appear to have adopted my life. Given your obsession with me I should explain. There are 17 self-employed blokes who rely on me and my partner for work. All are free to do whatever they want, set their own rates and so on, but I’ve found that most people like to be told what to do, and go where to go.
I should qualify that my partner from south of the river (big Tone) has nine blokes working for him, so technically I only have eight, but we help each other out on big jobs.
I’d like to offer you a job Baz, but I think the travelling, your infirmity and lack of tools would count against you. Nonetheless, if you fancy £19 per hour as a trainee, give me a shout.