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Next Manager

  • Steve Maclaren

    Votes: 3 2.8%
  • Sam Allardyce

    Votes: 2 1.9%
  • Return of The Tim

    Votes: 8 7.5%
  • King of the Jungle

    Votes: 12 11.3%
  • Alan Carr Chatty Man

    Votes: 14 13.2%
  • Arsene Wenger

    Votes: 5 4.7%
  • Tony Adams

    Votes: 2 1.9%
  • Sol Campbell

    Votes: 12 11.3%
  • Theresa May

    Votes: 10 9.4%
  • David Pleat

    Votes: 3 2.8%
  • Mrs Perryman.

    Votes: 35 33.0%

  • Total voters


Now I'm a big fat dynamo!
We will steal the greatest asset our most hated rivals have and make him our new manager.
An undoubted genius at management, based partly on repeating tired cliches on sky sports, Henry could be an option?

Doing well at Monaco, despite his entire squad being injured, literally taking kids off the yatchs, but we can all see his genius.

Look at those car adverts. He ' gets' the game.


Now I'm a big fat dynamo!
if I had to make a serious pick, I'd go for Jardim.

Did well at Monaco, can develop youngsters and get results as well as work with more experienced players.

But obviously I do not want Poch going anywhere.
Just to be serious for a moment, could we get Roy Race out of retirement ?

I mean, just look at his cv
9 league titles
8 FA Cups
3 League Cups
3 European Cups
1 Uefa Cup
4 Cup Winners Cups

Imagine the faces of the non-UK fans
Full club swap with the Mancs. We get Moanio, Pogba and all of their players, they get Poch, Kane and all of our squad. We can swap stadiums, training facilities and kits too. Then I'm guessing we could swap owners, club names and fans.

Only upside I can see is we'd get to keep their trophy cabinet.
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