Paulo Gazzaniga

[Reidy]

Hugo is constantly getting done on his near post. Letting in silly goals, howlers and poor distribution are literally Hugo’s things, along with a tipple and a short drive.

Hugo got injured because he couldn't even jump properly. If there is a chance Nubel is still an option get him, otherwise get someone else, but no more Hugo thank you

 

[Dave100]

Bottle job pure and simple. He was 5 yards ahead of Alonso and could have easily caught that ball ahead of him, but then his upper body would have clashed with Alonso and he was trying to avoid that. Therefore, he keeps himself safe by attempting a half-hearted kung-fu kick...

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Why didn’t he use his hands??

 

[Airfixx]

Hero one week... Villain the next.

Shame..... Cos the thought of Hugo's distribution in this system/tactics scares the shit outta me.

 

[Reidy]

Bottle job pure and simple. He was 5 yards ahead of Alonso and could have easily caught that ball ahead of him, but then his upper body would have clashed with Alonso and he was trying to avoid that. Therefore, he keeps himself safe by attempting a half-hearted kung-fu kick...

The basics of goalkeeping are that you protect yourself by raising your knee to a player while catching a ball.

What Gaza did today was a total mindfuck

 

[Mariner]

 

[Mariner]

What Gazzaniga was actually trying to do

 

[FightingIllini]

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Mariner]

What the fuck does that mean?

Still trying to figure that out, probably why Jose said that as well

 

[Sobie]

Had all the signs of a mind control ray being in use. I had my suspicions at the time but this confirms it. The only question that remains is whether it was terrestrial in nature.

 

[Matt1882]

Looking at that form, he was totally in control. He just chose to do the wrong thing.
He should have caught the ball in a best case scenario, or in a worst case scenario, punched it away.
Those should have been his only two choices.

Instead he chose to do a flying Chuck Norris at Alonso. Possibly spurred on by the fans relentless chants of "Murderer" and "he killed a girl, he killed a girl...."

 

[Matt1882]

In summary, neither of our keepers are good enough anymore.
Lloris is far too error prone although at times a wonderful stopper making inhuman saves.
Yesterday aside, Gazza isn't very error prone, but almost never makes saves out of the top drawer either. Decent shots pretty much always go in.

 

[doost8]

In his defense when I loose control of myself I generally perform Matrix style kicks as well instead of normal goalkeeping. Maybe this is proof we live in a simulation, loaded up the Zlatan profile on Gazza by accident.

 

[RESPECT THE COCK]

What the fuck does that mean?

I think it means he basically lost his head.

 

[Ginolaflair]

What the actual fuck does this fuckwittery mean? Cunt

 

[Neumanator]

Not in control of his brain more like

 

[Borks]

I’ve never seen a keeper a slow off his line as Gazza. Even when defenders are shielding the ball for him to come and collect he doesn’t seem to move until the last minute. I know Hugo makes mistakes at times but I’d much rather a proactive keeper than one that just invites pressure.

 

[stevee]

 

[docomospur]

2/3rds here think Gazzaniga’s good enough

 

[Merl]

For me, he’s an average keeper.

Everything he’s shown proves he doesn’t have what it takes to be a keeper for a top club.

Being the backup for a top 6 club is probably his limit