Petition for Jeff Bezos to buy Spurs

[1966]

At a joke shop,surely...

Jolly good. Have a like.

 

[Raiders]

My word there are actually people who think this is serious. Utter morons.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Still only 3 signatures on the petition.

 

[Radical Rei]

Petition to close this thread

 

[Claud601]

How and where can you sell jokes?

Ask Levy

 

[Claud601]

One step closer

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

His last wife is worth $60Billion now though. If you marry and divorce Bezos you could buy Spurs.

Mrs Perryman 's To-Do List

• Buy RB, CDM, 2 CBs, and a reserve striker.
• Sack Mourinho, bring back Poch.
• Officially name stadium White Hart Lane.
• Cancel Nike contract.
• Cancel AIA contract.
• Buy Umbro.
• Sign 1,000 year contract between Spurs and Umbro, guaranteeing perpetually beautiful, devoid of blemish, lilywhite shirts for a millenia.
• Slash ST prices.
• Bribe the FA to institute safe standing.
• Relocate TFC members to the south stand.
• Buy Admin something nice.
• Pay Kroenke off to move woolwich back to woolwich.
• Have a pint.

And on the seventh day SHE rested..

 

[fogueres]

You’ll become “ The Shippers”

 

[Mick Cooper]

Ewww, no thanks. The only guy I would marry is Stevie, and I'd only have an illicit affair with Daveed or Erik the Viking!

 

[Claud601]

Bezos sells more than $3 billion in Amazon shares

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos this week sold more than $3.1 billion worth of shares in his company, according to filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Bezos sells more than $3 billion in Amazon shares

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos this week sold more than $3.1 billion worth of shares in his company, according to filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.

www.cnbc.com

You don't think..................surely not?

:lamelashock:

 

[Tottenham Sean]

I might put 50p on this down the bookies.
Or maybe even a quid!!

 

[MemphisWill]

You don't think..................surely not?

:lamelashock:

He's been selling billions of dollars of Amazon stock for years to pump liquidity into his space venture. I sincerely doubt there's any interest.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

He's been selling billions of dollars of Amazon stock for years to pump liquidity into his space venture. I sincerely doubt there's any interest.

Suppose that's what you do when you earn in a day what some countries' annual income, pour money into a black hole!

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Hahaha!

The petition had 3 signatures yesterday, today it has 2?!?

 

[Matt1882]

This thread has more pages than the petition has signatures.

 

[Boltonspur]

Wait. Have a I got this right? So there’s a petition to replace one bald cunt with another bald cunt?
Great idea.

 

[Mick Cooper]

Wait. Have a I got this right? So there’s a petition to replace one bald cunt with another bald cunt?
Great idea.

how very follicleist!

 

[Boltonspur]

how very follicleist!

I’m bald. I’m allowed to be

 

[Claud601]

This thread has more pages than the petition has signatures.

I sent him the link on Twitter, fingers crossed