Captain Blocker of the Blockerters
I've done Matterhorn 3 times now, shat myself every time mind (really bad when someone is walking the opposite way and you have to pass/cross them!!).
Crib Gogh can do with my hands in my pockets.........
No you didn't and no you can't.
You sound like one of those cunts who always has to have a 'my dad is bigger than your dad' story.