Are you on the Prosecco alreadyNo, the reason he doesn't have white hair is because of Clairol's 'Autumn Bronze'.
Mrs Perryman
? You'll be swearing next. 
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Mrs Perryman
? You'll be swearing next. 
Not yet, but I wish I was!!Are you on the Prosecco already
You will need turpentine by half-time tonight.
Going to be a mass bleach drinking contest if we lose to these farmers tonight and I will be front of the line LOL.
What do you chase it with?
Weedkiller?
A beavertown™ pint from the Tottenham Hotspur stadium™ or course, really gives the bleach that added flavour it needs.
Does it come in a furry cup?
If you have to ask then you clearly haven't tasted the sweet nectar of the beaver...
It's a really surprising attitude because I don't view any of our players as particularly diva's. Even a moody rose always gives 100% when he plays. Problems from top to bottom with this club. Hope Porto are in a much better state!
So you thought we would lose to Watford?
Rose is playing like someone who is in a daze-I would say his head is gone at the moment. There was an article on one of the NewsNow sites this morning claiming that he is really pissed off that Sissoko got a 4-year contract extension.
"Take that poch" he shouts as mane knocks in the 4th for Liverpool. He is looking forward to his levy calender at Xmas. Each month has a photo of Levy holding different currencies in cash. ÂŁ7.99 each or 2 for ÂŁ17..But you can't wait for the massacre at Anfield Sammy, you want us to fail, you said so.
You don't say it in as many words but it's clear don't want us to win tonight either.
You're about as Tottenham as the lovechild of Bertie Mee and Charlie George, conceived in the ruins of Dial Square
You won't be happy until you are finally installed as the new Spurs manager, allowing you to play your dream XI
. roll up, roll up!
Maybe but he still seems to put the effort in on the pitch in my opinion. Fucking poch giving sissoko a 4 year extension! Upsetting more players.
Poch says it was nothing to do with him. If this is the truth, I am disgusted with Levy.
Bad things are always somebody else's fault.
My round..what you having .. Domestos or Harpic ?
I thought it was an alarming thing to say.
Your sentiment and logic are absolutely correct. As is your first sentence.
That's funny Bill - it is but I reckon the server traffic costs are way better when we're good.But you can't wait for the massacre at Anfield Sammy, you want us to fail, you said so.
You don't say it in as many words but it's clear don't want us to win tonight either.
You're about as Tottenham as the lovechild of Bertie Mee and Charlie George, conceived in the ruins of Dial Square
You won't be happy until you are finally installed as the new Spurs manager, allowing you to play your dream XI