What does Jurgen Klopp's ballsweat taste like?
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"Brave" New World..... Who da fuck's trollin' whom here?
Does Guillem think that, like Aldous Huxley, the future of mankind is based upon breeding human life from artificial wombs and does he consider himself to be Bernard Marx in the plot of this book??
that's right, I read a book 
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Does Guillem think that, like Aldous Huxley, the future of mankind is based upon breeding human like from artificial wounds and does he consider himself to be Bernard Marx in the plot of this book??
that's right, I read a book
A what?
....Reading is a place, right?
....Reading is a place, right?
...Does the subsequent taste of his jizm sufficiently wash away the foul taste of the former?
A what?
....Reading is a place, right?
In fairness I fucked up the spelling and words and had to edit, so apologies for that. Brave New World is a book by Aldous Huxley, very much down Orwellian lines .
I think the original use of the phrase was Shakespeare possibly the Tempest??
I know ; o ] ...I was actually riffing on the recurrence of the word "Brave" in that recent press conference...
...You mean, you've readed Shakespear too?
...What, are you a witch?
Well that's a very fair point but our Poch loves the word 'Brave ' in the same way Donald Trump seems to take way too much enjoyment in saying the country name 'China'
As for witches, that was MacBeth, see GCSE in English Literature, not that I'm boasting .. (I'm totally doing that)
Oh just WAIT for the Press to start adding 2+2= 5 Year REAL deal the MOMENT he touches down on Spain!
HACK: "MAURICIO.... WHY ARE YOU IN SPAIN... IS IT TO DISCUSS THE REAL JOB...?"
MP: "No. I'm here o promote my new book, and besides, I'm in Barcelona"
HACK: "SO YOU'RE DEFINITELY DISCUSSING THE REAL MADRID JOB THEN?"
MP: "NO"
Morning papers: "Poch arrives in Spain to discuss Real move"
You just wait till the morning...
Actually, 1984 is Huxlian, as Brave New World was written in 1932, Orwell's masterpiece in 1948.
Also, when Pochettino says "brave", understand it as "decisive, proactive" as opposed to "courageous". It's a limited vocab thing and looking for similar (i.e Sp-Eng), more common words.
Whatever, I'm hoping Levy is brave, decisive, proactive, the whole shitshow
Oh just WAIT for the Press to start adding 2+2= 5 Year REAL deal the MOMENT he touches down on Spain!
HACK: "MAURICIO.... WHY ARE YOU IN SPAIN... IS IT TO DISCUSS THE REAL JOB...?"
MP: "No. I'm here o promote my new book, and besides, I'm in Barcelona"
HACK: "SO YOU'RE DEFINITELY DISCUSSING THE REAL MADRID JOB THEN?"
MP: "NO"
Morning papers: "Poch arrives in Spain to discuss Real move"
You just wait till the morning...
Imagine he is already there, think he goes back to Barcelona quite often for holidays.
But
jimmyriggle
will be at the book launch tomorrow - sure the press will have some interesting questions to ask.........
Published in 1949. I’m an Orwell nerd. (But I concede he probably wrote it in 1948).
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Imagine he is already there, think he goes back to Barcelona quite often for holidays.
But
I'm thinking of singing him an empassioned rendition of Stay by East 17. I'll let you know if it helps
Don't really see him as a East 17 guy.
But he tried to make himself look like the guy from Wet Wet Wet during the 90s so maybe go with one of their songs instead.
This will probably work as well