Roberto Soldado

[Freudlyuchenko]

Why the jacket Roberto???

 

[Scottwallace15]

i like his little valencia carrier bag, kind of convinces me he isn't on his way to tottenham!

 

[Freudlyuchenko]

i like his little valencia carrier bag, kind of convinces me he isn't on his way to tottenham!

But the suitcase???

 

[Johnboy40]

But the suitcase???

on his way back from somewhere?

 

[Jakobee]

But the suitcase???

Full of duty free cigarettes.

 

[Johnboy40]

Full of duty free cigarettes.

hard core porn DVDs. in his spare time he is a smut peddler

 

[Scottwallace15]

But the suitcase???

probably got his pajimmy jams in there for bed time at his sunny valencia home

 

[TED]

probably got his pajimmy jams in there for bed time at his sunny valencia home

And his Teddys. Don't forget his Teddys

 

[Scottwallace15]

And his Teddys. Don't forget his Teddys

valencia teddies

 

[TED]

valencia teddies

Soft teddies. Lovely teddies

 

[HarryHotspur]

I'm 22 honest!

Levy probably wanted him carbon dated

I used to play academy football and at about the age of 12 a lot of African players started signing for everyone. A lot of them had beards and were 6ft plus; plus most of them played up front, guess where I played! Yep, I was a 5ft, nowhere near developed 12 year old centre back marking a 6ft African that ran the 100 metres faster than Bolt and was built like Dwayne Johnson! Obviously these players stood out at this under 12 but when you get to about 16 and you're roughly the same size and they haven't got that advantage over you anymore they don't look as good! This is pretty much the reason there hasn't been a great deal of talent coming through the academy's recently.

I think, IIRC, they get given a test when they immigrate and if they have the same intelligence as a 6 year old you can guess what age that makes them.

 

[ChickenTonight]

I used to play academy football and at about the age of 12 a lot of African players started signing for everyone. A lot of them had beards and were 6ft plus; plus most of them played up front, guess where I played! Yep, I was a 5ft, nowhere near developed 12 year old centre back marking a 6ft African that ran the 100 metres faster than Bolt and was built like Dwayne Johnson! Obviously these players stood out at this under 12 but when you get to about 16 and you're roughly the same size and they haven't got that advantage over you anymore they don't look as good! This is pretty much the reason there hasn't been a great deal of talent coming through the academy's recently.

I think, IIRC, they get given a test when they immigrate and if they have the same intelligence as a 6 year old you can guess what age that makes them.

What point are you trying to make?

 

[TED]

What point are you trying to make?

He's short, slow and plays Sunday league

 

[HarryHotspur]

What point are you trying to make?

I think i was just kind of supporting Carlito's point. I think the clearest thing from this is that I need to sleep

 

[HarryHotspur]

He's short, slow and plays Sunday league

I'm neither of the those actually! :gallas:

 

[TED]

I'm neither of the those actually! :gallas:

You're tall, quick and play Sunday league ?

 

[Kalyl]

He's short, slow and plays Sunday league

He's tall, dunno about speed and he used to play for a PL academy... hmm I think he knows at least partly what he's talking about

 

[starmagsi]

What point are you trying to make?

Benteke is actually 6yrs old...?

 

[Carlito Brigante]

I'm neither of the those actually! :gallas:

About 5'9" black slick side parting, small moustache chilling under nose.

 

[HarryHotspur]

About 5'9" black lick side parting, small moustache chilling under nose.

More 6'3", no side parting and no moustache.