Why the jacket Roberto???
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But the suitcase???i like his little valencia carrier bag, kind of convinces me he isn't on his way to tottenham!
hard core porn DVDs. in his spare time he is a smut peddler
And his Teddys. Don't forget his Teddysprobably got his pajimmy jams in there for bed time at his sunny valencia home
valencia teddies

Soft teddies. Lovely teddies
What point are you trying to make?I used to play academy football and at about the age of 12 a lot of African players started signing for everyone. A lot of them had beards and were 6ft plus; plus most of them played up front, guess where I played! Yep, I was a 5ft, nowhere near developed 12 year old centre back marking a 6ft African that ran the 100 metres faster than Bolt and was built like Dwayne Johnson! Obviously these players stood out at this under 12 but when you get to about 16 and you're roughly the same size and they haven't got that advantage over you anymore they don't look as good! This is pretty much the reason there hasn't been a great deal of talent coming through the academy's recently.
I think, IIRC, they get given a test when they immigrate and if they have the same intelligence as a 6 year old you can guess what age that makes them.
He's short, slow and plays Sunday league

You're tall, quick and play Sunday league ?
He's tall, dunno about speed and he used to play for a PL academy... hmm I think he knows at least partly what he's talking about


About 5'9" black lick side parting, small moustache chilling under nose.