“I rang Mark Hughes. Robbie [Savage] wasn’t in the Blackburn team and I asked Mark if we could try to arrange a deal. Sparky said: ‘Yeah, yeah, he’s lost his way here but he could still do a job for you.’ Robbie’s legs were going a bit but I thought he might come up to us [at Sunderland], with his long hair, and give us a lift – the way Yorkie [Dwight Yorke] had, a big personality in the dressing room. Sparky gave me permission to give him a call. So I got Robbie’s mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: ‘Hi, it’s Robbie – whazzup!’ like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: ‘I can’t be fucking signing that.’”
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That has always puzzled me
unless you use the shaft to get to said bollocks....its just seems a hassle to me...
Or create a hole in the ball sack?
but then you would have to stitch it back up after you have shoved what ever it is keane wants to shove up there
I guess. A little bit of a faff.
what wrong with a good old fashioned "shove it up your arse"
bloody hipsters trying to be cool
“In my early years at United, there was a players’ pool and each of us would get about £800 out of it at the end of the season for the work we’d done for the in-house magazines, the club videos.”
“We were all on decent money and eight hundred quid wasn’t going to make or break us, so one time, we decided to put all the cheques into a hat and the last cheque out, whoever’s name was on it, got to keep all of the cheques.
“We all put our cheques in except a couple of the younger players – I think it was Becks and Gary and Phil (Neville).
“They opted out. They were new on the scene and didn’t have the money to spare, but Scholesy and Nicky Butt put their cheques in.
“I think I was the third last name out, so I got a run for my money, but the last cheque out – Eric Cantona. He’d won about sixteen grand.
“He came in the next day, there was plenty of banter – ‘Eric, you lucky b——!’ F—— money to money.’
“But he had got somebody to cash the cheques, he’d split the money in two and he gave it to Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt because, he said, the two of them had the balls to go into it when they couldn’t really afford it.
“The two lads took home about eight grand each.
“I just thought, ‘what a gesture.’ Nobody else would have done it.”
“We were all on decent money and eight hundred quid wasn’t going to make or break us, so one time, we decided to put all the cheques into a hat and the last cheque out, whoever’s name was on it, got to keep all of the cheques.
“We all put our cheques in except a couple of the younger players – I think it was Becks and Gary and Phil (Neville).
“They opted out. They were new on the scene and didn’t have the money to spare, but Scholesy and Nicky Butt put their cheques in.
“I think I was the third last name out, so I got a run for my money, but the last cheque out – Eric Cantona. He’d won about sixteen grand.
“He came in the next day, there was plenty of banter – ‘Eric, you lucky b——!’ F—— money to money.’
“But he had got somebody to cash the cheques, he’d split the money in two and he gave it to Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt because, he said, the two of them had the balls to go into it when they couldn’t really afford it.
“The two lads took home about eight grand each.
“I just thought, ‘what a gesture.’ Nobody else would have done it.”
From the BBC Website: [url=http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29561299]Roy Keane says Sir Alex Ferguson wrong to criticise former players[/URL]
"Roy Keane says ex-Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was wrong to criticise his former players in his autobiography and would not be afraid "to have a go at him" if the two met".
Why doesn't this pair of jumped up, overpaid chavs just go on Jeremy Kyle and settle it there
Hand bags & Hairdryers at the ready please, seconds away.
"Roy Keane says ex-Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was wrong to criticise his former players in his autobiography and would not be afraid "to have a go at him" if the two met".
Why doesn't this pair of jumped up, overpaid chavs just go on Jeremy Kyle and settle it there
Hand bags & Hairdryers at the ready please, seconds away.
The Tommy Tiernan look is definitely IN in the Keane household
STOP PRESS Sa 11.10.2014. : It's gone. The beard is gone. Vanished over night.
Proof that Keane reads this forum.
Proof that Keane reads this forum.
We can sort this pathetich spat out, give them both a dose of ebola and the one that does not die wins....I hope Fergie wins
The same Keane that has told 2 wildly different stories in 2 books about whether he intended to hurt Haaland or not? Think I'll ignore his "3 word team talk" story and pass it off as utter bollocks too