Scott Houghton with an afro - Marcus Edwards

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‘Mini Messi’ Marcus Edwards seeking exit from Tottenham this summer

Nothing to do with the fact that the bloke seems to have zero application and a major attitude problem.

Norwich was the perfect opportunity for him to get back on track, no pressure, reputation for playing the right way etc. He blew it AND managed to get people's backs up.

Ciao ciao. It'll be hard without your genius but we'll manage somehow
 
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he looks a talented boy, but can he do it when John Terry is stamping on his achilles and hollering friendly racial insults in his earholes (just bantz, innit, Your Honour)
 
Last few years have shown us that it's much easier to go from academy to first team and remain a prem player if you have sensible hair.

Walker-Peters, Mason, Townsend, Kane, Carroll. Sensible

Edwards, Onomah. Silly blonde shit.
 


To be fair, it says "teenager" - but going by WhoScored, he's also made more dribbles than ANYONE in the Eredivisie.

Comparison within the rest of the Dutch league:

Marcus Edwards - 2.9
Steven Bergwijn - 2.8
Oussama Idrissi - 2.5
Hakim Ziyech - 2.5
Dan Crowley - 2.5

In fact, only 6 players in Europe have made more dribbles per game than him.

Allan Saint-Maximin - 4.2
Neymar - 4
Hatem Ben Arfa - 3.7
Lionel Messi - 3.6
Marcus Thuram - 3.4
Sofiane Boufal - 3.1

Needs to start adding some goals and assists to his game though. It's the fucking Dutch League. Excelsior are up against Ajax at the weekend so will look out for that and see how he does against the best opponents he'd ever have faced in a competitive mens game.



What an absolutely ridiculous dribbler he is.
 
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The lad needs only take a look at Sessegnon to see what could be if he opens his eyes & ears & stops acting the Cock.

To be honest, he sounds like a bit of a dickhead.

He’s very young (so is Sessegnon) & has time on his side to get his attitude right, but does anyone else have concerns that he’s boarded his own hype train a bit prematurely?
 
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