Scott Parker Facts!

[Ben]

Fight Scott Parker is the thing Meatloaf won't do for love.

 

[Dru]

In training, Scott Parker doesnt do pushups, he pushes the world down.

 

[Admin]

Scott Parker once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

 

[Ben]

Scott Parker CAN touch MC Hammer.

 

[kushty]

Scott parker makes onions cry

 

[Dru]

Scott Parker can slam a revolving door

 

[Babs]

Scott Parker talks like a poof

 

[Dru]

The quickest way to Babs heart is Scot Parker's fist.

 

[Mike in Parma]

Giraffes were created when Scott Parker uppercut a horse.

 

[Dru]

and Avetars were created hen he uppercut a smurf.

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

Scott Parker once gave Mike Tyson such a fierce glance that he inherited a nervous lisp.

 

[kushty]

Scott parker can engrave his name in concrete with his piss

 

[Mike in Parma]

When in Rome, they do as Scott Parker does.

 

[joedomvince]

Scott Parker Monkey Faced the Queen.......................Twice



True story

 

[ArtyB]

Scott Parker plays for Spurs...

 

[Ben]

Scott Parker was what Willis was talking about.

 

[YidoBuckler]

Scotty Parker's back pocket is so big, he can fit the whole Woolwich team in it.

 

[Babs]

Scott Parker turned down the chance to play for THFC 3 times.

 

[MaynoothSpur]

The boogeyman checks under his bed for Scott Parker at night.

 

[MaynoothSpur]

Superman wears Scott parker pyjamas.