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Einstein's original theory was Scotty Parker = mc2.....but then a giant worm hole opened up in the universe and Scotty shot through the fabric of space and time and scissor tackled Einstein proper.

So he changed it to "E".
 
WilsonJet said:
Scotty Parker doesn't win -- he allows you to lose.

Scott Parker attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

In fact, Scott doesn't go swimming -- water just wants to be around him.

Super Scott's feet are so fast that they make the speed of light wish that it was faster.

i take it you enjoy "epic rap battles of history"
 
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