2 v West Ham (h), 3-3, PL - 1st goal - that useless, disgusting cunt Sissoko needlessly pushes over the West Ham player near the halfway line when his back is to goal, to concede the free kick. He then doesn't jump with Balbuena, who scores. 3rd goal - all Aurier has to do is kick the ball away, but he takes too long; the West Ham player gets in front of him; Aurier kicks him; they get the free kick that was poorly cleared... and we all know the rest.
1 v Leic (h), 0-2, PL - a poor first half, but we're heading into injury time at the end of it at 0-0... until Aurier needlessly charges through the back of the Leicester player, to concede a penalty.
1 v Chelsea (h), 0-1, PL - Dier needlessly scissors Werner down, to concede a penalty
1 v City (a), 3-0, PL - PEH gives away a pointless penalty
1 today - the Aurier-Sissoko double act
Have missed any more?
These are just the cast iron set piece gifts.
Some examples of poor defending:
1 v Everton (h), 0-1, PL - free kick from our right; Dier beaten by Calvert-Lewin
1 v West Ham (h), 3-3, PL - useless cunt Sanchez scoring an OG
1 v Palace (a), 1-1, PL - poorly defended
1 v Leicester (h), 0-2, PL - Leicester player outjumps Sissoko (there's a pattern emerginy here) and heads it on to Tobi, who can't really do anything about it
1 v Wolves (a), 1-1, PL - free header from a corner
1 v Fulham (h), 1-1, PL - Sanchez
2 v Liverpool (h), 1-3, PL - brainless cunt Aurier loses Mane, and brainless prick Dier lets the ball go across him for the first; for the second, Rodon error
1 v BHA (a), 1-0, PL - Ben Davies gets caught out twice in the same move
2 v Zagreb (a), 3-0, EL - lazy cunt Sissoko watches the Zagreb player get into space to score for the second; from the kick-off of the second half of ET, their player dribbles past several shit players - Sissoko, Aurier & Sanchez - to score.
1 v Leic (h), 0-2, PL - a poor first half, but we're heading into injury time at the end of it at 0-0... until Aurier needlessly charges through the back of the Leicester player, to concede a penalty.
1 v Chelsea (h), 0-1, PL - Dier needlessly scissors Werner down, to concede a penalty
1 v City (a), 3-0, PL - PEH gives away a pointless penalty
1 today - the Aurier-Sissoko double act
Have missed any more?
These are just the cast iron set piece gifts.
Some examples of poor defending:
1 v Everton (h), 0-1, PL - free kick from our right; Dier beaten by Calvert-Lewin
1 v West Ham (h), 3-3, PL - useless cunt Sanchez scoring an OG
1 v Palace (a), 1-1, PL - poorly defended
1 v Leicester (h), 0-2, PL - Leicester player outjumps Sissoko (there's a pattern emerginy here) and heads it on to Tobi, who can't really do anything about it
1 v Wolves (a), 1-1, PL - free header from a corner
1 v Fulham (h), 1-1, PL - Sanchez
2 v Liverpool (h), 1-3, PL - brainless cunt Aurier loses Mane, and brainless prick Dier lets the ball go across him for the first; for the second, Rodon error
1 v BHA (a), 1-0, PL - Ben Davies gets caught out twice in the same move
2 v Zagreb (a), 3-0, EL - lazy cunt Sissoko watches the Zagreb player get into space to score for the second; from the kick-off of the second half of ET, their player dribbles past several shit players - Sissoko, Aurier & Sanchez - to score.