nothing beat the joys of sticking your nut on an old, scuffed leather casey, with laces, on a wet winters day.The balls they used 50 odd years ago are very different from now.
it was like being beaten with a punchbag full of bricks wielded by Arnold Swartzenegger
thankfully being a shortarse meant that most of my headers were unnecessary as proper sized humans could control them with their chests.