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No. 149 said:
Did anyone happen to see "Money For Nothing" (BBC programme where they make new stuff out of things people are chucking in a skip) yesterday?
Someone in Walsall was throwing a very old blue suitcase which got turned into a coffee table.
They kept the surround of the case including some stickers stuck on it...
Blue and white Yosemite Sam "Tottenham", Speedy Gonzales "Spurs" and what looked like Wile E. Coyote holding a magnetic saying "Super Magnetic Tottenham".
Interesting Warner Bros. tie-up...
Insert "That's All Folks..." joke here...
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I had a wallet once ....made out of elephants foreskin.
If you gave it a good rub it turned into a suitcase. :sneaky:
 
Borodin55 said:
I had a wallet once ....made out of elephants foreskin.
If you gave it a good rub it turned into a suitcase. :sneaky:
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Former wealthiest man in the world Aristotle Onassis had the bar seat covers on his yacht covered in whale foreskin leather. He accordingly took great delight in entertaining beautiful women and revealing what they were sitting on.
 
No. 149 said:
Did anyone happen to see "Money For Nothing" (BBC programme where they make new stuff out of things people are chucking in a skip) yesterday?
Someone in Walsall was throwing a very old blue suitcase which got turned into a coffee table.
They kept the surround of the case including some stickers stuck on it...
Blue and white Yosemite Sam "Tottenham", Speedy Gonzales "Spurs" and what looked like Wile E. Coyote holding a magnetic saying "Super Magnetic Tottenham".
Interesting Warner Bros. tie-up...
Insert "That's All Folks..." joke here...
Click to expand...
Going to have to catch that on iplayer:)
 
Mrs Perryman said:
sammyspurs sammyspurs , maybe some of these may tickle you:

"Mirosoft bought Skypefor $8.5 billion, LOL idiots, they could have downloaded it for free"
Dele tweets

"Well Tim, I guess my advice to you would be this - make as many saves as you can"
Kasey Keller gives some words of wisdom to fellow countryman Tim Howard after he signed for Man Utd

"Bloody foreigner"
Ossie Ardiles is upset by diving from Boro's Bosko Jankovic

"There's no better feeling in the world than to win in the last minute, though your wife might disagree."
Martin Jol gets fruity

"Yes I swear a lot. But the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language to the referee's".
Jurgen Klinsmann
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I drove past a prison the other day and noticed someone climbing down the wall

Thought it was a little condescending


Where’s my coat?

:walkercry:
 
"Rather than shouting at the tv, why don't you keep your mouth shut and keep all that hot air in, at least you might do the rest of us some good by internally combusting you stupid man".
The Wife. :pochcry:
 
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Just put this up in the rugby thread but thought I'd share it in here too. Make sure you have the sound switched on at the bottom of the clip after pressing 'play'....


Think Mrs Perryman Mrs Perryman will like it :thumbup:
 
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