Spam vs Thee Mighty Tottenham Hotspur

[Mariner]

Presume Dembele still not 100% fit.

Nah he's off to PSG they got loads of money and try new coach won't quibble about his fitness and France is close to Belgium where his mates and family are.

 

[RocketRonny]

never given us the time of day since leaving, now he's "former tottenham captain"

He was a captain? I seem to recall him putting some good shifts in 2003 then hardly playing until he fucked off

 

[Bazali]

shes lovely. i would see to her if she were a gooner

I keep looking but no sign of a nipple....

 

[Johnboy40]

He was a captain? I seem to recall him putting some good shift in 2003 then hardly playing until he fucked off

that sums up every club the cunt spent time at

 

[Aberdeenshire yid]

How much money does she have? I'm looking for a new missus.

Does the shellsuit, white stilettos combo still the fashion statement in Kirkcaldy....or have I the wrong town!

 

[Johnboy40]

I keep looking but no sign of a nipple....

well, if she were a gooner, she wouldnt have. she would be a succubus from the very pit of hell.

even then, she could piss in my mouth and i would thank her for it.

is that TMI?

 

[slickz]

She's got some lovely assets

 

[Smoked Salmon]

0-4 , batter them lads.

They haven't git it in them with this team to break down our defence. IMO the most they can hope for in this game is a goalless draw.

Not trying to jinx it, but I just don't see how they can get three points with out current form.

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Does the shellsuit, white stilettos combo still the fashion statement in Kirkcaldy....or have I the wrong town!

I'd prefer it if you didn't discuss sexy lingerie like that. You're making me hard when I should be concentrating on the game.

 

[Bazali]

well, if she were a gooner, she wouldnt have. she would be a succubus from the very pit of hell.

even then, she could piss in my mouth and i would thank her for it.

is that TMI?

No more than what I expected from Croydon's finest!
ochfacepalm:

 

[Aberdeenshire yid]

I'd prefer it if you didn't discuss sexy lingerie like that. You're making me hard when I should be concentrating on the game.

Sorryochbye:

 

[Nikesh]

So weird. Thing is, this sort of thing appears to be consistent from West Ham fans and their players, so I am starting to realize that they actually genuinely think this. They've convinced themselves there is this level of rivalry that is actually very one sided. How weird is that?

As well as Woolwich and Chelsea, I'd say that there are several other fixtures that have far more of a proper feel of rivalry about them than this one. Against Liverpool certainly, and I'd say City too since they got big because we have competed a lot of those years for CL places. After that, maybe West Ham. Maybe.

To me a rival is one that is fighting for the same thing as you. West ham can fuck off. They'll be fighting with Millwall for the last relegation place soon enough

 

[Smoked Salmon]

What's written on Spam's shirt under the badge? Please tell me they haven't issued a special shirt for today??

 

[Ealesy]

This bubble shit is so gay and childish

 

[Johnboy40]

No more than what I expected from Croydon's finest!
ochfacepalm:

 

[Chucklevision82]

I'm sat in here in Cheltenham, and I'm still probably closer to the pitch than the lads in the OS.

 

[spursmalc]

Looks full, will be interested from someone there if that is the case. How many tickets did we get?

 

[RocketRonny]

flash stream? mine is showing some fucking horse race for some reason

 

[Nikesh]

CMON U SPURS

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Walker's chance to prove he cares.