Stan Laurel's Grandson who supported Harold Lloyd as a kid............It was ALL in the Eyes mate....
Berbatov looked like a movie star. He melted hearts, and seduced a generation of Spurs fans!
The inevitability of him leaving us for a 'better looking' girlfriend was obvious... We felt like we'd been cheated on, and it hurt! We were the lover scorned!
Whereas Keane just looked like Stan Laurel's Grandson... He was probably just grateful for what he could get!