Listen, I would love nothing more than to take the piss outta
Five
because he's a total knobhead but he does have a point. And I'm a little cross with you for making me defend that bellend.

ochlol: But he does have a point. Janssen was signed and doesn't fit. As were N'jie, GKN, and a few others. Clearly he meant that Nando is not dynamic enough and I believe his mobility has fallen below most folks' expectations. Except
bus-conductor
who wants to go back to that Serie A well.
Uhhh, it is exactly a false dichotomy. There are many other ways we could have changed our play without putting Llorente on. We could have had Hugo do headstands it goal, Sonny and Lucas play as a 3-legged striker, or any other change. but you have whittled all these potential tactical changes down to 2 options ie a false dichotomy.
Straw man. I believe you are mischaracterizing
Five
's position. And now you have made me defend that bellend again.