Summer 2022 Transfer Thread.

[Leggo5]

His medicals are going on 8 hours, at this point. How many times must he turn his head and cough?

 

[Doc]

I'm still nervous of Chelsea diving in at the last minute with their Raphinha deal potentially being hijacked by Barcelona.

 

[Aimson]

Saw some tweet saying "Ivan Perišić, Fraser Forster, Yves Bissouma, Clément Lenglet, Richarlison & Djed Spence for a total outlay of around £105m".

Sounds good on paper but then you realize that for an extra 15-20 mil we could have gotten Nicholas Pepe and Ben White instead...

 

[Olaf]

 

[ThePreacher]

Jack Wilshire saying on TS today that Richarlison "at twenty five years of age, he's going to have to change that potential into something"

By the way that player who has just signed for Woolwich who can't even buy a game at City, how old is he?

Comedy Gold.

 

[McCOYS]

This is my third post in one day

Far too many

Goodnight

 

[Deuterz]

Jack Wilshire saying on TS today that Richarlison "at twenty five years of age, he's going to have to change that potential into something"

By the way that player who has just signed for Woolwich who can't even buy a game at City, how old is he?

Comedy Gold.

Just like you did, Jack.

Man would get injured treading on lego.

 

[Sean]

Jack Wilshire saying on TS today that Richarlison "at twenty five years of age, he's going to have to change that potential into something"

By the way that player who has just signed for Woolwich who can't even buy a game at City, how old is he?

Comedy Gold.

Jack never did

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

poor everton

The Dutch do not dress it up they are brutal...

 

[Macch]

Jack Wilshire saying on TS today that Richarlison "at twenty five years of age, he's going to have to change that potential into something"

By the way that player who has just signed for Woolwich who can't even buy a game at City, how old is he?

Comedy Gold.

Yep that is the new Gooner rational!

Spurs attacked has peaked. Son and Kane are topped out meanwhile the sky is the limit for their attacking players

 

[El flaco]

It's nice that it has ties back to the 1970s for the legacy fans

used to have cars parked round it. Total shithole

 

[Ionman34]

Maybe you do. I send them. Getting a bit touchy are we. I hope you don't kiss your Mom with that mouth.

Do you dictate them before you send them?

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Mate I luv it,stick Kulusevski in and call it Kthulu the many armed great one. Levy gone full Dr Moreau!

 

[Shadydan]

Jack Wilshire saying on TS today that Richarlison "at twenty five years of age, he's going to have to change that potential into something"

By the way that player who has just signed for Woolwich who can't even buy a game at City, how old is he?

Comedy Gold.

Jack Wilshere at 25

 

[VirginiaSpur]

God this strange; getting good business done early. Paratici signings thus far have been stellar. Remember when we had that bloke Hitchen?

I swear sometimes I used to think Hitchen believed that the transfer window meant that he wasn't allowed to scout the rest of the season.

 

[ThePreacher]

One day I hope someone locates him in real life and shoves his keyboard so far up his 'arris, he'll be typing 'qwerty' with his front teeth

For the life of me I cannot understand that a forum that has an "ignore" option cannot self Police.

A&C appears to have a phobia over anyone who has a viewpoint other than those total strangers who post ITK bollocks.

Imagine if that was the mantra was in here?

This thread would consist of three pages.

 

[Warehouse Eyes]

A

Saw some tweet saying "Ivan Perišić, Fraser Forster, Yves Bissouma, Clément Lenglet, Richarlison & Djed Spence for a total outlay of around £105m".

Sounds good on paper but then you realize that for an extra 15-20 mil we could have gotten Nicholas Pepe and Ben White instead...

A delicious punchline - a real "funny cos its true" one to warm the soul!

 

[Hrytn]

This is my third post in one day

Far too many

Goodnight

It's best post ever by you

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

One day I hope someone locates him in real life and shoves his keyboard so far up his 'arris, he'll be typing 'qwerty' with his front teeth

Good luck with that. He'd need to remove his head first to make room.

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Saw some tweet saying "Ivan Perišić, Fraser Forster, Yves Bissouma, Clément Lenglet, Richarlison & Djed Spence for a total outlay of around £105m".

Sounds good on paper but then you realize that for an extra 15-20 mil we could have gotten Nicholas Pepe and Ben White instead...

Yeah they're still trying to convince themselves gooners they were shrewd deals. Ben white or romero as a cheaper option? I think I know who I'd rather have at tottenham.