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Transfers Summer Transfer thread - 2024

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How Dry should our Powder be?

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    57
JDefoe said:
Nothing ever happens
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Post office clerks put up signs saying "Position Closed"
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink while the married ones turn on a chat show
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
"Gentlemen time please, you know we can't serve anymore"
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there's nothing to go
And by five o'clock everything's dead and every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds like the doped white mice in the college lab
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care
Closed-circuit cameras in department stores
Shoot the same movie every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
And bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While "Angry from Manchester" writes to complain about all the repeats on TV
Computer terminals report some gains in the values of copper and tin
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock
And we'll all go along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
 
Ajax Trees Down said:
Post office clerks put up signs saying "Position Closed"
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink while the married ones turn on a chat show
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
"Gentlemen time please, you know we can't serve anymore"
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there's nothing to go
And by five o'clock everything's dead and every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds like the doped white mice in the college lab
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care
Closed-circuit cameras in department stores
Shoot the same movie every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
And bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While "Angry from Manchester" writes to complain about all the repeats on TV
Computer terminals report some gains in the values of copper and tin
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock
And we'll all go along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
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Click to shrink...
Are You Good Joe Biden GIF by GIPHY News
 
Ajax Trees Down said:
Post office clerks put up signs saying "Position Closed"
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink while the married ones turn on a chat show
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
"Gentlemen time please, you know we can't serve anymore"
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there's nothing to go
And by five o'clock everything's dead and every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds like the doped white mice in the college lab
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care
Closed-circuit cameras in department stores
Shoot the same movie every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
And bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While "Angry from Manchester" writes to complain about all the repeats on TV
Computer terminals report some gains in the values of copper and tin
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock
And we'll all go along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

Del Amitri?
 
Just IN! | Tottenham Hotspur are set to complete a deal for Fenerbahce star Sebastian Szymanski and are finalising the details of the move.


The 25-year-old midfielder has already agreed personal terms with Spurs.


E Spurs have made an initial offer to Fenerbahce worth €25M plus bonuses.


C Szymanski provided 13 goals and 19 assists in 55 appearances across all competitions last season.


[Aksam via Aspor]

From Last Word on Spurs
 
Bazali said:
Just IN! | Tottenham Hotspur are set to complete a deal for Fenerbahce star Sebastian Szymanski and are finalising the details of the move.


The 25-year-old midfielder has already agreed personal terms with Spurs.


E Spurs have made an initial offer to Fenerbahce worth €25M plus bonuses.


C Szymanski provided 13 goals and 19 assists in 55 appearances across all competitions last season.


[Aksam via Aspor]

From Last Word on Spurs
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Dodgy Turkish sources
 
AlabamaSpur said:
Dodgy Turkish sources
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Right ok

I’ve never heard of him and was sent the post

Nothing on SC either apart from a begging post from Archibald and Crooks asking for more funds to run the site

Loads of them signed up donating between £5-20!
Some even starting PayPal accounts to pay monthly ffs!
 
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Bazali said:
Right ok

I’ve never heard of him and was sent the post

Nothing on SC either apart from a begging post from Archibald and Crooks asking for more funds to run the sit

Loads of them signed up donating between £5-20!
Some even starting PayPal accounts to pay monthly ffs!
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This bellend has to be one of the mods disguised as a normal poster. Not sure where he drinks!:

And to think if we each contributed the price of 1x half pint per month.

£2 x250 users = £500 per month x 12 = £6K per annum

Or £1 per month or 50p per month?

This place is better value than my local pub or coffee shop or any subscription.

Sign up to a monthly contribution and keep this community platform alive and save the mods having to beg us to contribute constantly.
 
Bazali said:
Just IN! | Tottenham Hotspur are set to complete a deal for Fenerbahce star Sebastian Szymanski and are finalising the details of the move.


The 25-year-old midfielder has already agreed personal terms with Spurs.


E Spurs have made an initial offer to Fenerbahce worth €25M plus bonuses.


C Szymanski provided 13 goals and 19 assists in 55 appearances across all competitions last season.


[Aksam via Aspor]

From Last Word on Spurs
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Who the fucking
Who the fucking
Whoooo the fucking hell is that


WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT
 
Ajax Trees Down said:
Post office clerks put up signs saying "Position Closed"
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
And janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink while the married ones turn on a chat show
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
"Gentlemen time please, you know we can't serve anymore"
Now the traffic lights change to stop, when there's nothing to go
And by five o'clock everything's dead and every third car is a cab
And ignorant people sleep in their beds like the doped white mice in the college lab
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click while there's nobody there
The Martians could land in the car park and no one would care
Closed-circuit cameras in department stores
Shoot the same movie every day
And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
Just survive constant action replay
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
And bill hoardings advertise products that nobody needs
While "Angry from Manchester" writes to complain about all the repeats on TV
Computer terminals report some gains in the values of copper and tin
While American businessmen snap up Van Goghs for the price of a hospital wing
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
They'll burn down the synagogues at six o'clock
And we'll all go along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
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Click to shrink...
Have a good day.
 
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