Tanguy Ndombele

chubbs

Cockspangling Wankwomble
"Oh Tanguy Ndombele, oh Tanguy Ndombele"

Why not
Bit unimaginative, but it's a chant, it's easy to remember and it has a good 'tune'.

How about mixing it with my genius one?...

Oh Tanguy Ndombele
He better than Pele
Oh Tanguy Ndombele
He give it some Welley
 
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chubbs

Cockspangling Wankwomble
For all those coming up with new chants...

It'll just be Ooooooh Tanguy Ndombele....

:pochfacepalm:

You may be right, but if everyone thought like that we'd never have had the lovely Dele Ali chant or Being A Yid. I'm be in favour of encouraging new chants, not discouraging them, because occasionally a good new one sticks and gives pleasure to the masses.
 
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You may be right, but if everyone thought like that we'd never have had the lovely Dele Ali chant or Being A Yid. I'm be in favour of encouraging new chants, not discouraging them, because occasionally a good new one sticks and gives pleasure to the masses.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm on your side here.

Just pessimistic about these catching on outside the concourses.
:avbshit:
 
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To ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’

:pochohshit: ‘Some...how, Tongee (N)dombele’s got...the...ball.
Box...to..box, dominating,
You’re gonna score fuck all.’

Or to the Wombles song...

‘Underground overground to see (N)dombele,
Dombele of Tott’nam is the best that can be,
Making the most of the balls he receives,
Dombele of Tott’nam can be hard to believe

Or Mr Blobby...

(N)dombele, it’s Dombele,
The greatest midfielder in all the land,
Dombele, it’s Dombele,
These awful songs are gonna get me banned
 
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WookieD

wharrgarbl 💫
To ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’

:pochohshit: ‘Some...how, Tongee (N)dombele’s got...the...ball.
Box...to..box, dominating,
You’re gonna score fuck all.’

Or to the Wombles song...

‘Underground overground to see (N)dombele,
Dombele of Tott’nam is the best that can be,
Making the most of the balls he receives,
Dombele of Tott’nam can be hard to believe

Or Mr Blobby...

(N)dombele, it’s Dombele,
The greatest midfielder in all the land,
Dombele, it’s Dombele,
These awful songs are gonna get me banned
I’m glad your career in academia is solid
 
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eanN17

Supporter
In North London, The Urban Jungle
Ndombele plays for spuuuuuuuuuuurs
In North London, The Urban Jungle
Ndombele plays for spuuuuuuuuurs
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tanguy Ndombeleeeee

You're welcome.

:levyeyes:
Oi! I have already written a In the Jungle chant. Shameless.
 
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I’m glad your career in academia is solid
Hiiiisss...name...is..Tongee Dombele,
He’ll take us to Wembley,
He came from a team in Francey..(LYON)
When he walks down the street...


And you get the idea. At least that’s a popular tune that doesn’t get sung much these days.
 
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WookieD

wharrgarbl 💫
Hiiiisss...name...is..Tongee Dombele,
He’ll take us to Wembley,
He came from a team in Francey..(LYON)
When he walks down the street...


And you get the idea. At least that’s a popular tune that doesn’t get sung much these days.
I’m going to bed now.

I love you Jerry, but I need some rest.
 
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WookieD

wharrgarbl 💫
Hiiiisss...name...is..Tongee Dombele,
He’ll take us to Wembley,
He came from a team in Francey..(LYON)
When he walks down the street...


And you get the idea. At least that’s a popular tune that doesn’t get sung much these days.
Nicola Berti does need a revival though
:adethumbup:
 
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I was for the “ohhh Tanguy Ndombele” also... but what about this to the tune of “Take on me” by A ha. (Phonetics)

Dommm-bellll-eeeeeeeee (ohh Tongee)
From- leee- onnnn (ohh Tongee)
Moussaaas gone...
But we have youuuuuuu

Could also then break into the Dada- da-da- da bit for a laugh.
 
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Fattynomates

Supporter
Hiiiisss...name...is..Tongee Dombele,
He’ll take us to Wembley,
He came from a team in Francey..(LYON)
When he walks down the street...


And you get the idea. At least that’s a popular tune that doesn’t get sung much these days.
We haven’t even had a full season at the NWHL and your on about going back to Wembley?
 
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