Sorry but I believe you to be wrong. See the last game again for examples of what he is or does.
I didn't compare him to either player, apart from to say he has the same happy knack as Dempsey of popping up to score goals, despite being total pony.
Sorry mate, but you are seeing things in his play that aren't evident to me.
I'm glad he makes you happy though, he doesn't have the same effect on me.
I don't really think he's crap, as such. I just think we could do a lot better.
If I had a choice of sending him to Swansea and getting Siggy back, I think I'd get Siggy - he scored as many goals, and worked for the team, and he did support the defence.