Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham; Sunday 18th October; 16:30

[Zest]

Isolating due to Ronaldo testing positive for coronavirus and France playing Portugal?

Bet Ronaldo eats Papaya.

 

[Totti]

Bet Ronaldo eats Papaya.

He certainly doesn't eat hay.

Spoiler

 

[TimothéeAtouba]

Jellied Eels, Pie & Mash

Haven’t been to Mazes for a while.

 

[Resrocspur]

Is Tanganga still injured?

 

[Melspurnian]

Seems like Gio is going to be out then

 

[Airfixx]

Bet Ronaldo eats Papaya.

Who?
....That the name of your Malaysian lass?

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Has to be Gary surely??

After Bale or Southgate? ...........not Lineker, surely!

 

[Bill Madrid]

Who?
....That the name of your Malaysian lass?

Well, in Ron's case, I think that's more likely to be... errrr....

*steps away from brink of homophobic post

 

[Confusius]

Only just seen this. Huge congrats my man.

Edit:

Ooh - as is now the tradition apparently we need as a forum to be able to choose his given name surely?

Can we name him after the most used word on this forum?? Son, you´re name will be Cunt! :townhmm:

 

[Airfixx]

Well, in Ron's case, I think that's more likely to be... errrr....

*steps away from brink of homophobic post

Variety is the spice of life.....

 

[Billy Bob mate]

After Bale or Southgate? ...........not Lineker, surely!

Mabbutt innit

But I suppose Bale is suitable he wants to go the obvious route

 

[Don Giovanni]

Fuck Gio is injured

 

[FOK]

Lo Celso pulled out of the Argentina squad with a knock and Bale won't start I'd expect

Lloris

Doherty Alderweireld Dier Regulion

Ndombele Sissoko Hojbjerg

Lucas Kane Son

 

[theyearoftheone]

Only just seen this. Huge congrats my man.

Edit:

Ooh - as is now the tradition apparently we need as a forum to be able to choose his given name surely?

His middle name is Harry I said I would name my son Lucas after the euphoria of Amsterdam but that didn't pan out!

 

[Nuts]

This will be the first of many I will be watching together with my newborn son!

 

[LEGO Boy]

After this truly agonizing wait, where time has said fuck you I ain't movin' no place (it's only just Friday!), can we please, please just beat these buggers and beat them well.

 

[PowPowspur]

So much anticipation with this game, just cannot wait for it. We're gonna rip em a new one, regardless of their good form.

COYFS!!

 

[harry7]

Fuck Gio is injured

Gio is the new Lamela.

....

and Lamela was the new Bale, but is now the new Gio; since Bale is the new Bale.

This is getting confusing.

 

[GimpsOnTour]

I'm not sure what I've done to deserve such a reputable source appearing in my feed but look at the state of this:

Irons boost as Kane form creates Mourinho headache - Claretandhugh

Spurs my well have a Harry Kane headache this weekend.

www.claretandhugh.info

Apparently Kane is so out of form at the moment, he has given Jose a selection dilemma for the weekend...

 

[JakeYIDDO]

4-1.
Son (x2).
Kane.
Bale.

Come back to this post.