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Yeah - top level cunts that you really hate already. Morgan would be right up there. Board would need to show a bit of imagination though. Jeremy Corbyn could do a job there too. Former players like Wilshere as a player manager would be nice also, but its probably too early.
You forgot Boris....
 
Careful there, Reidy. You'll have the political correctness mob taking it the wrong way. You and I and most of us assume you're referring to monkeys but there's always someone waiting to pounce.
I must have had a sheltered upbringing, because I never thought of that.

Someone mentioned "One of them" and "Cunt" and he was my first thought as Piers Morgan isn't a football manager.
 

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I didn’t know he was a goon? Wouldn’t surprise me though.

I would have included Bin Laden on my list, but I’m led to believe he’s actually dead, rather than just brain dead like most scum. Just stick a red tie round the rotting corpse’s neck and he’d do though.
Bin Laden isn't dead....


He's secretly living in the US



As Alison Burgers Jr the Third
 
His porn collection on eBay
When you talk about films on eBay, I'm going to digress massively to tell a story.

There used to be a traffic cop in our area, an absolute bastard that would do his Granny. I remember driving through town and getting stuck in traffic. Just across the street I heard shouting and this bastard was screaming his head off at an "R" driver who was utterly petrified. The next week he caught my sister-in-law for speeding and gave her the big "I am" spiel.

Two weeks later he was caught and done for pirate DVDs. The ballbag even set up his own eBay shop selling the counterfeit stuff. How was he caught?

He sold a counterfeit Porn DVD to a criminal he had arrested a few times before he became a traffic cop and the guy recognised his name.
 

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When you talk about films on eBay, I'm going to digress massively to tell a story.

There used to be a traffic cop in our area, an absolute bastard that would do his Granny. I remember driving through town and getting stuck in traffic. Just across the street I heard shouting and this bastard was screaming his head off at an "R" driver who was utterly petrified. The next week he caught my sister-in-law for speeding and gave her the big "I am" spiel.

Two weeks later he was caught and done for pirate DVDs. The ballbag even set up his own eBay shop selling the counterfeit stuff. How was he caught?

He sold a counterfeit Porn DVD to a criminal he had arrested a few times before he became a traffic cop and the guy recognised his name.
Good story

Even regular Old Bill don’t like traffic cops calling them’Black Rats’
 
When you talk about films on eBay, I'm going to digress massively to tell a story.

There used to be a traffic cop in our area, an absolute bastard that would do his Granny. I remember driving through town and getting stuck in traffic. Just across the street I heard shouting and this bastard was screaming his head off at an "R" driver who was utterly petrified. The next week he caught my sister-in-law for speeding and gave her the big "I am" spiel.

Two weeks later he was caught and done for pirate DVDs. The ballbag even set up his own eBay shop selling the counterfeit stuff. How was he caught?

He sold a counterfeit Porn DVD to a criminal he had arrested a few times before he became a traffic cop and the guy recognised his name.
Sounds like Slater the Slag from Only Fools
 
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