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Welcome to mother funking KAOS!
It's your day off, isn't it?Spurs have taken all our dough
And left us in a semi-dome
Lazin' on a Spursy afternoon
And we’ve got Beyonce
They wouldn’t pay old Harry Kane
All we've got's this Spursy afternoon
Save me, save me, save me from this team
I got a football addiction tryna break me
And I love to live with insanity
Each new day’s a new calamity
Lazin' on a Spursy afternoon
Is it relegation time?
Is it relegation time?
Is it relegation time?
We’ve run Frank off back to the Danes
And Ange has gone back to his ways
Tellin' tales of stinginess and cruelty
Now I'm sittin' here
Sippin' at my ice cold beer
Lazin' on a Spursy afternoon
Help me, help me, help me break away
Well, give me two good reasons why I oughta stay
'Cause I love to live with insanity
My mental health's become a luxury
Lazin' on a Spursy afternoon
Is it relegation time?
Is it relegation time?
Is it relegation time?
Oh, save me, save me, save me from this team
I got Christian Romero tryin to break me
And I love to live with insantiy
Waitin for the next calamity
Lazin' on a Spursy afternoon
We’re back in Tudor times
With a team that’s in decline.
Here the podcasters whine
Ali Gold sighin’ time
In a Spursy time