That is soo tempting. Craig Pawson at Stockley Park, communicating with referee Michael Oliver...
There was a young man played for City
'Offside' was the call, ..that was shitty
I don't care what he did
I've got 500 quid
To say 'Onside, Goal Stands', what a pity.
I'm checking for a Red Card
that gets me hard
Started watchin porn in slowmo
Those studs up get me homo
I love that excess force and raised feet
You know how we roll....
VAR check complete. BIATCH!!!!
- Michael Oliver, Stockley Park 2024