Vincent Janssen

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

He also scored a hatrick against Feyenoord this season.
When watching the England game I thought 'who is this fucker'. He bullied Jaglielka and didn't look at all shy of the physical stuff. Full of running, good first touch.
When I read that article the bit that sticks out most for me is that he scored just as many goals with his unfavoured right foot. I think it was just five more with his favoured left foot.

One other thing I read in an article about him... he didn't start scoring until 8 weeks into the season, though still ended up with the golden boot.

Remind you of someone?

:kanewtf:

 

[Kafkaesque]

Such an underwhelming signing:avbshock:

Such an impressive way to display (once again) that your username isn't random :avbshock:

 

[DeeGee]

One other thing I read in an article about him... he didn't start scoring until 8 weeks into the season, though still ended up with the golden boot.

Remind you of someone?

:kanewtf:

His mother was a swimmer and won 3 medals for Holland at the 84 olympics

 

[Gatsby]

I always worry about strikers coming from the Dutch league. There seems to have been so many flops from what I can remember.

I am currently sitting in hospital watching over my new baby girl who has been born this morning. Today is a good day and would be made even better with a decent signing!

Congrats! My partner is due next week but we're in and out of hospital at the moment! This could be a brilliant month!

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Although a lot of comments suggest he`s a very similar player to Harry Kane.

Lets hope he`s not being lined up as a replacement, or I can see someone else being very happy

Why would he be a replacement? No chance at the moment.

 

[SchmoodSpur2013]

Such an underwhelming signing:avbshock:

 

[BAE32]

Looks to be a very good bit of business if it comes through. Fingers crossed.

 

[Claud601]

Wait this is really happening ?

 

[Totti]

What makes me believe he'd be more than a Luuk de Jong looks to be his overall play.

De Jong was at best a poacher in the Dutch league. Janssen looks like he provides a lot more and has more to his game. Pressure is slightly off him too considering he's coming to be someone who will be behind Kane.

 

[Seven Sisters]

Damn ... I was surprised how much I liked what I saw. He seems quite similar to Kane.
I think this would be a solid solid signing.

His goal celebration will need working on; if he can't improve that part of his game it's a 'no' from me....

 

[Gatsby]

Really hope we pull this off. Could be a right coup for £12m. Has a good goal scoring record, young and exciting.. He has Poch written all over him.

Seems the sort of player who could step in for or play alongside Kane.

 

[El flaco]

His mother was a swimmer and won 3 medals for Holland at the 84 olympics

fuck shes tidy

 

[Chucklevision82]

I always worry about strikers coming from the Dutch league. There seems to have been so many flops from what I can remember.

I am currently sitting in hospital watching over my new baby girl who has been born this morning. Today is a good day and would be made even better with a decent signing!

#Blatant I've had sex with a woman post.

Spoiler

Congrats!

 

[Blanchflower]

Who is going to be first ITK or news source to call "48 HOURS"??

 

[FDrells]

fuck shes tidy

She heard that.

 

[gaz]

yellow and blue

 

[Boltonspur]

fuck shes tidy

:lamelashock:

 

[Beats1989]

Damn ... I was surprised how much I liked what I saw. He seems quite similar to Kane.
I think this would be a solid solid signing.

Can someone tell me why we are paying £12m for him when his transfermarkt current value is £2.25m

 

[SouthStand Billy]

She heard that.

 

[ChiversRegal]

Can someone tell me why we are paying £12m for him when his transfermarkt current value is £2.25m

Because Levy moved the decimal point one place to the left