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"We were blown away by Jose's desire to win and his passion for the game: no matter how many trophies he has won, his primary focus is always on the next one. He possesses the knowledge, experience and leadership to compete at all levels.

"We are supremely confident Jose will be the perfect coach for our project, for both our immediate and long-term future."

Tiago Pinto, Roma Chairman.

I've heard this before.

Let's all raid the Roma forums and tell them what they have to look forward to.
 
The special one has a new club!

Fuck the lot of you I'm off to Welcome Jose Mourinho!
Oh no! Please don't leave us for Mourinho paradise

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"We were blown away by Jose's desire to win and his passion for the game: no matter how many trophies he has won, his primary focus is always on the next one. He possesses the knowledge, experience and leadership to compete at all levels.

"We are supremely confident Jose will be the perfect coach for our project, for both our immediate and long-term future."

Tiago Pinto, Roma Chairman.

I've heard this before.

Let's all raid the Roma forums and tell them what they have to look forward to.

1 he will come with smiles, he will joke with the media and be cheeky. Fans and players will initially buy into the sociopath.

2 he will push players hard at first and maybe get a response like Dele

3 He will get a few decent wins against average opposition playing basic boot and run counter attacking.

4 He will do well in cup because for some reason Jose always gets shit teams in draws the lucky barstard.

5 slowly but surely he will alienate players. He will make out these players are either crap or not playing ball.

6 Over time his basic tactics and total lack of attacking thinking will annoy more players. The fans will think their squad is a pile of shit and needs a total rebuild from the ground up.

7 fitness level of the players starts dropping and results turn. The crap football is now met with crap results. Jose fan boys will blame the owners for not buying players from other teams.

8 The end game is here. Jose throwing fans, players and the club under the bus to protect his reputation. The gaslighting will work and some fans will think it’s not his fault. The fan base is now divided or against him.

9 he is finally sacked and it is just a big relief, the soap oprah is over and we can move one. The shit squad can suddenly play football again as if by a miracle from god.

10 Jose looks for his next victim.
 
1 he will come with smiles, he will joke with the media and be cheeky. Fans and players will initially buy into the sociopath.

2 he will push players hard at first and maybe get a response like Dele

3 He will get a few decent wins against average opposition playing basic boot and run counter attacking.

4 He will do well in cup because for some reason Jose always gets shit teams in draws the lucky barstard.

5 slowly but surely he will alienate players. He will make out these players are either crap or not playing ball.

6 Over time his basic tactics and total lack of attacking thinking will annoy more players. The fans will think their squad is a pile of shit and needs a total rebuild from the ground up.

7 fitness level of the players starts dropping and results turn. The crap football is now met with crap results. Jose fan boys will blame the owners for not buying players from other teams.

8 The end game is here. Jose throwing fans, players and the club under the bus to protect his reputation. The gaslighting will work and some fans will think it’s not his fault. The fan base is now divided or against him.

9 he is finally sacked and it is just a big relief, the soap oprah is over and we can move one. The shit squad can suddenly play football again as if by a miracle from god.

10 Jose looks for his next victim.
An important point to add is that the Italian media's attitude towards Mourinho will be nothing like the pampering he usually had in England. They will not take his nonsense and conspiracy theories kindly, I expect bad blood right from the start (it was there in his Inter days when he won everything), which will just fuel Mourinho's paranoid mindset even more.
 
1 he will come with smiles, he will joke with the media and be cheeky. Fans and players will initially buy into the sociopath.

2 he will push players hard at first and maybe get a response like Dele

3 He will get a few decent wins against average opposition playing basic boot and run counter attacking.

4 He will do well in cup because for some reason Jose always gets shit teams in draws the lucky barstard.

5 slowly but surely he will alienate players. He will make out these players are either crap or not playing ball.

6 Over time his basic tactics and total lack of attacking thinking will annoy more players. The fans will think their squad is a pile of shit and needs a total rebuild from the ground up.

7 fitness level of the players starts dropping and results turn. The crap football is now met with crap results. Jose fan boys will blame the owners for not buying players from other teams.

8 The end game is here. Jose throwing fans, players and the club under the bus to protect his reputation. The gaslighting will work and some fans will think it’s not his fault. The fan base is now divided or against him.

9 he is finally sacked and it is just a big relief, the soap oprah is over and we can move one. The shit squad can suddenly play football again as if by a miracle from god.

10 Jose looks for his next victim.

9.5 says goodbye to Ginolaflair Ginolaflair on the way out and thanks him for all his support....
 
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