While we await, if you had to choose from these.....

[TonySoprano]

Clive Woodward is a Rugby man, the rest can get to fuck other than El Tel.

I'd take him ahead of any of those except Tel..

It's just a different shaped ball, we can work around that.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Who's going to vote for Sol?

Go on you know you want to...

Stop it!

 

[dmize1]

It's funny that Gerrard is actually much too good of a choice to make this poll.

 

[FightingIllini]

It's funny that Gerrard is actually much too good of a choice to make this poll.

I'd rather him than Scott Parker, without question.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I'd rather him than Scott Parker, without question.

I'm not saying that Gerrard is not a better manager than Scottie, but if we did appoint him, he would just use us as a stepping stone.

 

[Rocket]

Didn’t Woodward get involved in footy “management” at one point somewhere?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Gotta be Roy Keane. He'd cunt them off more than a Fighting Cock match thread at half time.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

John Terry. He's got a foolproof motivational system in place.

Worst performers' wives will get a visit.

 

[J.Woodward]

Clive Woodward fuck me, bringing back dark memories of Johnny Wilkinson robbery 2003

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Didn’t Woodward get involved in footy “management” at one point somewhere?

Southampton, I think - DoF ? I couldn't be bothered to check on google

 

[Rocket]

Southampton, I think - DoF ? I couldn't be bothered to check on google

I’d have said Soton too without checking.

 

[mummy]

El Tel for me, because he's the only candidate deemed not worthy of capital letters at the start of his name. Shame on you.

 

[doost8]

Eric Dier

 

[NewZealand_Spur]

If Kane were player manager would he transfer list himself?

 

[Linesman]

Clive Woodward is a Rugby man, the rest can get to fuck other than El Tel.

But don’t forget his spell as technical director at Southampton’s academy...

 

[Linesman]

Man that list is hilarious and horrific all at the same time .
Venables for me .

At 78 he’s the same age as Joe Biden who is running a superpower so age isn’t a factor....

 

[Mrs Perryman]

El Tel for me, because he's the only candidate deemed not worthy of capital letters at the start of his name. Shame on you.

I think he is very poorly at the moment, living in Spain?

 

[Matt1882]

Have 14 people voted for Dier because they think he would do a decent job or because they think it would be funny?

He looks like he needs his satnav to tell him where to go every day despite it being the same place.
And he needs someone to set the destination for it.

 

[Notabadsquad]

I think he is very poorly at the moment, living in Spain?

Yep heard that too.

 

[Skooch]

Add this guy to the equation