Who we'll sign on D-Day

[Nutter-Naylor]

Who cares. Lost the will to live.

 

[OffTheBench]

A freshly paroled Gylfi Sigurdsson.

 

[CollyQC]

We could be onto something here. We could pick up £200m+ of talent up for free...

Adam Johnson
Gylfi Sigurdsson
Benjamin Mendy
Robinho can still do a job.

Ched Evans is absolutely flying in the Championship (2 goals this season!) so will be too expensive.

Keep tabs on Bissouma though.

Give Chris Armstrong a coaching role. He'll put some aggression and fight in the team

 

[Linesman]

Squad is fine as it is, we're safe now 36 points is usually enough to avoid the drop.

 

[OffTheBench]

Adam Johnson

We could be onto something here. We could pick up £200m+ of talent up for free...

Adam Johnson
Gylfi Sigurdsson
Benjamin Mendy
Robinho can still do a job.

Ched Evans is absolutely flying in the Championship (2 goals this season!) so will be too expensive.

Keep tabs on Bissouma though.

 

[Kekerinho]

I don’t give a fuck, Levy out, ENIC out

 

[Biff]

 

[thinktank]

We'll sign, "We Tried Guys".

Plays every position in Levy's stingy, scheming, gleaming head.

 

[Murphy]

Adam Johnson

 

[OffTheBench]

Some youngster from league 1 that will never make the first team.

Very ambitious. The Isthmian League is where we shop now.

 

[skywalker68]

If conte walks then Barry bannan will be appointed

I think we will struggle to get Barry Scott the cillit bang advert man.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

I think we will struggle to get Barry Scott the cillit bang advert man.

Outside chance of Barry from Eastenders.

 

[moo]

N'obody

 

[Jaynola]

What's Jack Rodwell up to these days?

 

[Radical Rei]

 

[Raiders]

"No one else around us signed anyone..." crew incoming.

 

[Jaynola]

If we brought back Taarabt, I so wouldn't be surprised

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

a couple Italian cunts that Paraciti will find in his iPhone

 

[Jaynola]

Anybody got Khumalo's number?

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

I was just thinking I should have had a more comprehensive list of nonces but you beat me to it.

If conte walks then Barry bannan will be appointed