Witty/Humorous player nicknames

[pafcprogs]

Argyle fan here on a mission to discover the funny/witty player noicknames past and present for all clubs I can.

Already found a few Spurs ones but grateful for any you vcan contribute...

My favourite ( biased ) is Mister elastic for Aleksic, great keeper I saw make his Argyle debut!

Peter

 

[Fattynomates]

 

[RocketRonny]

John Terry with Cunt

 

[pafcprogs]

Mmm...seems I may have come to the wrong forum for wit

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

'big fat Chadli' buttt he's not fat thoooo waaaaaaaa

 

[The Multi]

'big fat Chadli' buttt he's not fat thoooo waaaaaaaa

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The dolphin surely.

 

[Airfixx]

Mmm...seems I may have come to the wrong forum for wit

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The Chinese Ledley King.

Pete Bastard.

........We are comedy fucking gold, mate!!!!

 

[78Spur]

I remember my local team having a player called Fitz Hall, his nickname was 'one size',

An odd fact, he starred in the opening sequence of the Fifth Element...

 

[Mariner]

I remember my local team having a player called Fitz Hall, his nickname was 'one size',

An odd fact, he starred in the opening sequence of the Fifth Element...

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You live in Thornton Heath? Isn’t that the bloke from Palace and was like the most talked about nickname, was even mentioned on the Today program

 

[78Spur]

You live in Thornton Heath? Isn’t that the bloke from Palace and was like the most talked about nickname, was even mentioned on the Today program

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No, Chesham, it was a long time ago! This was before Oldham, Watford, QPR and Palace, I did it before it was cool!

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Richard Dreyer played for Oxford. His nickname was tumble.

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

This barely belongs in any thread, let alone the Tottenham one...

 

[GG1882]

Not so much a nickname but Elliot Justham is Dagenham's keeper and he often gets told that he's "just a sh*t Tesco sandwich"

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Mmm...seems I may have come to the wrong forum for wit

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Mate of mine is an argyle fan. We went to watch them play Woolwich in the cup when the Lyndhurst was a terrace, great fun buying pasties and lobbing them at the wankers in the away end.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

We used to call Paul Moran Lemon ...... gedditt ...lemon meringue?
Gordon Durie - Jukebox
My personal favourite - Tiddly for Harry Winks

 

[Arthur Wensleydale]

Jimmy 'Next Door" Neighbour.
Ray Evans - Spoon Boots.
Darren Anderton - Sick Note.
Dembele at Fulham was known as 'The Doctor,' because he made everyone better.

 

[FokkenPrawn]

John Terry/ Cunt

It’s funny because it’s true ..

 

[cardinal fang]

itchyballs for Sir Steven Archibald

 

[Colonel_K]

Darren ‘sick note’ Anderton used to be called Shaggy like the character out of Scooby Doo and not the reggae singing sensation.

 

[Melspurnian]

Darren ‘sick note’ Anderton used to be called Shaggy like the character out of Scooby Doo and not the reggae singing sensation.

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Would have been as equally funny if it was after the singer/rapper imo. Both of those are hilarious