How about a little cuntometer against each profile ranging from 'not much of a cunt' to 'bit of a cunt' with 'thunder cunt' at the far end?
Other descriptions could be 'mildly cunty', 'more cunting than they appear at first ',' clearly a cunt' and 'as cunty as Sol Campbell reading an extract of his novel while wearing a smoking jacket just before he burns down the orphanage, having destroyed the ramp which was the only exit for the disabled kids'
Other descriptions could be 'mildly cunty', 'more cunting than they appear at first ',' clearly a cunt' and 'as cunty as Sol Campbell reading an extract of his novel while wearing a smoking jacket just before he burns down the orphanage, having destroyed the ramp which was the only exit for the disabled kids'