He was a showgirlHis name is Nuno.
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He was a showgirlHis name is Nuno.
Arteta?I’d say there are a clear 3 incompetent managers in the league this year
Nuno
Solskjaer
Steve Bruce
Albeit Bruce is no longer in charge
At least Dyche doesn't look like the kind of bloke that makes you want to cross the road to avoid the possibility of him asking you for change because he needs to buy a train ticket home, and definitely didn't spend the rest of his money on crack...Dyche would be awful, boring shit football.
So I voted Dyche because we currently play awful, boring shit football. But at least there'd be some novelty to a manager change for a few days.
If neither was an option then I'd have put it in the poll...Neither. I'd have Mason over both those options.
Fuck it, get on the blower and see if Michael Carrick fancies a go and get him out of their shit show. I'd rather the unknown than a known shitcunt like Nuno or Dyche.
You say that, but just comparing our league position against Burnley's doesn't really confirm anything about the relative abilities of the managers.Dyche is shit. NoclueNuno has more points that Burnley this season. Nuno needs to go but he's better than Dyche. Fuck me even Wolves outperformed Burnley.
I’d prefer BFS atmThat's pretty damning in itself, I'm curious to see just how low the bar is in terms of being more desirable than trampy.
Aas I alluded to , there is only one manager off the top of my head where I think it is even close, and even then it's too tough to call as they both appear to be equally inept.
Never thought I'd see the day that I'd gaze longingly at the Burnley gaffer...
No that explosive footage is below, but for legal reasons the beard has been cgi'd out for a stapler...Actual video of the HT team talk yesterday this.
I may get laughed at but Woolwich look a lot better than us whenever I have seen themArteta?
Warnock would be funAt this point I'd even prefer Pardew or Warnock.
If nothing else, we'd be more attack minded...New poll coming tomorrow.
Would you rather Ted Bundy or Nuno as manager of Spurs
Prediction : Bundy to win with a landslide of around >85% of the vote
But at least Dyche has the players on board who run and bust a gut for him
Do ours?
You say that, but just comparing our league position against Burnley's doesn't really confirm anything about the relative abilities of the managers.
Would Dyche do better with the resources available at Spurs, not sure, but maybe. Would Nuno do better than Dyche has at Burnley with the resources available there, I personally highly doubt it.
At this moment in time I'd sooner take the maybe option of Dyche than the certain doom of Nunu, and that isn't me advocating for Dyche at Spurs, it's me pointing out how absurd it is that we have a manager in place that 80% of fans who have taken part so far would sooner have Burnley's Sean Dyche than.
Genuinely, just step back for a minute...If people rated Dyche he wouldn't still be at Burnley.
I appreciate I'm in a minority with the poll, and respect everyone else's thoughts. For what it's worth I reckon we would probably play better without a manager because the players sure as fuck don't know what they are supposed to be doing.
He might well be incompetent, but he managed to outwit our dunce in the dugout quite handily.Arteta?