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Player Xavi Simons

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This guy is 5-6 and weighs 58kg. He's the size of a female football player. It's small wonder he's getting the crap bullied out of him. Probably can't understand what the hell is happening as 80kg+ tanks ramrod him from all angles. Son was a decently big lad. Big enough at least to ride the blows. This guy ... I'm not sure ...
 
That redness. Omega3 in copious and intelligent forms, may be a true game changer for the boy.

He hasn’t the lungs presently, to have any power available in tussling, to have the oxygen to supply his mind when high running, so he brain fogs compared to the player in Germany.

Adjust to the terrain lad, Artic Salmon, Flax Oil and Quark blended, Walnuts, Chia, get it in every which way, would be the key part of the plans for him in the next 6-12months, if the club has one ounce of savvy.
 
That redness. Omega3 in copious and intelligent forms, may be a true game changer for the boy.

He hasn’t the lungs presently, to have any power available in tussling, to have the oxygen to supply his mind when high running, so he brain fogs compared to the player in Germany.

Adjust to the terrain lad, Artic Salmon, Flax Oil and Quark blended, Walnuts, Chia, get it in every which way, would be the key part of the plans for him in the next 6-12months, if the club has one ounce of savvy.
Would he be ok with Tesco "Finest" Salmon?
 
I'm giving him the usual first season but I had a discussion about him :-

Me - He's not acclimating to the physicality of the prem
Them - RUBBISH he just needs to get more match fit
Me - So you're saying what I'm saying???
Them - NO you're an idiot!
Me - You do know what acclimating means right?!?!
Them - YES! you're wrong he has to get used to the prem!
Me - Sure mate...

Iron Man Eye Roll GIF
 
Would he be ok with Tesco "Finest" Salmon?
He can afford LEAP. Personally not my bag as a vegetarian but give the kids Artic/Flax mostly.

Seriously though here, in a fine margins sense, the whole squad need copious amounts. It’s the fat that coats respiratory cells (Oxylipins) which allows oxygen uptake/conductance.

Bunch of heathens. He’d be fine with Clubcard £3 Smoked Salmon, that’s what my kids got today!
 
He can afford LEAP. Personally not my bag as a vegetarian but give the kids Artic/Flax mostly.

Seriously though here, in a fine margins sense, the whole squad need copious amounts. It’s the fat that coats respiratory cells (Oxylipins) which allows oxygen uptake/conductance.

Bunch of heathens. He’d be fine with Clubcard £3 Smoked Salmon, that’s what my kids got today!
The way he's playing he'd be lucky not to get sent straight to bed with a clip round his earhole, and no dinner tbh .
 
I'm giving him the usual first season but I had a discussion about him :-

Me - He's not acclimating to the physicality of the prem
Them - RUBBISH he just needs to get more match fit
Me - So you're saying what I'm saying???
Them - NO you're an idiot!
Me - You do know what acclimating means right?!?!
Them - YES! you're wrong he has to get used to the prem!
Me - Sure mate...

Iron Man Eye Roll GIF
Could’ve had a crack with acclimatising …. I’m chancing he was English
 
I'm giving him the usual first season but I had a discussion about him :-

Me - He's not acclimating to the physicality of the prem
Them - RUBBISH he just needs to get more match fit
Me - So you're saying what I'm saying???
Them - NO you're an idiot!
Me - You do know what acclimating means right?!?!
Them - YES! you're wrong he has to get used to the prem!
Me - Sure mate...

Iron Man Eye Roll GIF
Going to wager it was a poster who's username was a L'oreal model, footballer we had in the 90's, and the opposite of a right foot?
 
This guy is 5-6 and weighs 58kg. He's the size of a female football player. It's small wonder he's getting the crap bullied out of him. Probably can't understand what the hell is happening as 80kg+ tanks ramrod him from all angles. Son was a decently big lad. Big enough at least to ride the blows. This guy ... I'm not sure ...
Holy shit. I had no clue he only weighed 58kg. That is quite lightweight for the prem. He is 5’10. Almost the same stats as modric but he’s one of a kind. Xavi really needs to add a lot of muscle to compete in this league
 
He can afford LEAP. Personally not my bag as a vegetarian but give the kids Artic/Flax mostly.

Seriously though here, in a fine margins sense, the whole squad need copious amounts. It’s the fat that coats respiratory cells (Oxylipins) which allows oxygen uptake/conductance.

Bunch of heathens. He’d be fine with Clubcard £3 Smoked Salmon, that’s what my kids got today!
Nevermind training and actual learning from playing. They all just need to eat something you read about on the Internet. Wow!!!! You should apply for a job. This advice has to be worth millions to these uneducated so called experts currently at the club.
 
Nevermind training and actual learning from playing. They all just need to eat something you read about on the Internet. Wow!!!! You should apply for a job. This advice has to be worth millions to these uneducated so called experts currently at the club.
Hardly, I’ve experienced its incredible benefits first hand, second hand and clinically.
 
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