You have ONE question to ask any player/staff member at Spurs, past or present. Who and what do you ask?

[Pól]

I’d ask sissoko what the fuck he’s pointing at

 

[Ealesy]

I would ask Sol Campbell why he’s such a C***

 

[TimothéeAtouba]

I'd ask Jan Vertongen what Eriksen's wife was like in bed.

 

[Football Chap]

Aaron Lennon and ask how he's feeling at the moment :dierpochhug:

 

[Hotspurpaul]

I'd ask Mason why the fuck he played Winks the other week!!

 

[Rocket]

I'd ask Admin why the Mourinho smilies are still in current Spurs.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

I'd ask Kyle Walker what is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

[superstaryid]

Why did you never listen to any of the experts on TFC?

 

[Fattynomates]

i would ask poch what mike dean said

 

[Mrs Perryman]

If I'm only allowed one, the obvious one is to Stevie P and why he never married me!

 

[SpiderSpurs]

I'd ask Irving Scholar why he let Keith Burkinshaw leave.

Prick.

 

[cretinousgoat]

I would ask Christian Gross if he’s figured out how to use the tube yet

 

[Nuts]

I'd ask Danny Rose if he wouldn't mind pissing in Levy's soup.

 

[Stlducks]

I'm asking Poch if it was his idea to sign nobody or Levy.

 

[ChrissyWaddleShares]

I’d ask Jamie Redknapp what it’s like to be a true Spurs legend, and maybe Souness.


(One for Sky viewers)

 

[mummy]

I'd like to ask the Head Groundsman if he can install small, stealthy, retractable lumps in the turf, to trip up the opposition players when they have the ball, because I'm emotionally immature.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

I'd ask Kyle Walker what is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

European swallow or African swallow?.....

 

[VirginiaSpur]

I would ask Harry Redknapp if he thinks there will ever be a boy that is born who can swim faster than a shark.


edit: Oops, someone already asked that question. Never mind, that's all I had.

 

[yes]

I'd ask Joe Lewis for a job.

 

[yes]

On his yacht?

Fuck yes and despite being a straight man who is happily married, I'd sleep my way to the top, make him fall madly in love with me, take nudes of him, extort him and force him to make me CEO of ENIC to get some money pumped into the team.