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Just woke from a coma and saw a thread in Tottenham players named Ibrahimovic 
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He and Ronaldo the last of the era that peaked in the 90s, big personalities big egos that get out there and win games
Now left with a bunch of millennials who never rock the boat and read from pre prepared statements, boring as fuck
All the goals that Salah and Aguero have scored, nobody has heard them speak, cardboard
At least Zlatan gives us a reason to watch a game
Zlatan did not give you permission to talk about Zlatan.
More winning mentality in his little finger than our whole squad
Absolute superstar. I love his 'the Zlatan' persona. Its hillarious.
Where I lived as a kid backed onto a disused railway line that separated our back garden from the local Grammar school. Just over the storm ditch which ran between the railway and the school was a line of mature conker trees. They used to get a battering every year from the local kids.
One year a group from further down on the council estate came along and climbed the trees and shook them clean. Me and a mate went over armed with a few sticks to chuck up found a carpet of conkers laying on the floor. Unaware that they were the bounty of someone else's hard work we hoovered up as many as we could carry and took them back to my garden. Needless to say the council hards didn't take long to discover the whereabouts of the haul, and after a decent negotiation we had to surrender most of the shiny brown treasure back to them.
Nowadays we have a huge conker tree in our back garden and my girls have never shown the slightest interest in the fruit. Bloody wasted.
One year a group from further down on the council estate came along and climbed the trees and shook them clean. Me and a mate went over armed with a few sticks to chuck up found a carpet of conkers laying on the floor. Unaware that they were the bounty of someone else's hard work we hoovered up as many as we could carry and took them back to my garden. Needless to say the council hards didn't take long to discover the whereabouts of the haul, and after a decent negotiation we had to surrender most of the shiny brown treasure back to them.
Nowadays we have a huge conker tree in our back garden and my girls have never shown the slightest interest in the fruit. Bloody wasted.
I quite like Zlatan the man doesn't give a fuck, he talks the talk but he also walked the walk fair play to him the man is a natural born winner.
Eh. Just a showpony version of Peter Crouch.
MLS, but...
Overall 52 goals from 53 starts in his Galaxy career.
30 Goals from 29 games this season.
A goal every 87 mins played (2610 minutes)
Good going.
Often think though that it's that attitude which makes them the players they are. Superbly gifted but with an arrogant self confidence in their abilities. They have a swagger about them that subconsciously demands top performances in order to survive. I think possibly unknowingly they mentally force themselves to give of their best in order to maintain and feed their massive egos. Ronaldo and Zlatan being two perfect examples.
Think hes brilliant.
Not a fucking chance.
It wouldn't be boring, that's for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if some bigwig at amazon would think it was a great idea to add more drama to the documentary!
Baseball season isnt over until Zlatan decides its over.