Zlatan Ibrahimovic...

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I doubt Zlatan would come to play bench option to Kane honestly

Way better than Llorente though

Are they even allowed to do that? Cancel his contract so he could join a PL team?

Actually I think that Kane is best when he is lying a bit deeper than an out-and-out center forward like Zlatan. I could easily see them work together. As for the contract situation, any contract can be terminated by mutual agreement.
 
He seems like someone with a narcistic inferiority complex.
There's definitely a bit of that. Kid from a relatively poor immigrant background that has always had to prove himself. A lot of it is without a doubt for show and to keep attention on himself. But he has backed it up throughout his career. 31 club titles (33 if we count the two Serie A that got removed through the Calciopoli scandal). Not to mention a fuck ton of individual achievements.

He's a loud mouth, but he backs it up.
 
A few months of Zlatan could be Amazon inspired suggestion. After everything that's happened this season I wouldn't be surprised at all if he rocks up in North London for a short spell
 
Don’t you start dispensing with full stops (periods) SoCal. Baz and Arc are already driving me nutso.
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Yeah, yeah, I know, but before computer games it was a big deal in Britain. Throwing sticks up at the tree to dislodge the conkers was the fun part - it developed muscles and character. You’d arrive at a well known tree only to find it had been stripped of its conkers by a rival gang. It’s a kids game, but one that encouraged tribalism and gang fights at an early age.

Sadly, like many medieval children’s games, it has fallen out of favour due to political correctness. It also had scoring system that I won’t attempt to explain here.
We played a game called "butts up" to develop muscles and character.


No homo
 
Here’s a better video of our childhood game played by adults.



Many of these people would go on to become experts in stress fracture engineering - yeah I don’t know how either.

Imagine growing up with Chestnuts. That's right, I can only imagine. The blight came and took all of them.

The holidays come around and we sing about chestnuts roasting o'er an open fire, forgetting what it means and what we've lost.

You cruel monster.
 
Where I lived as a kid backed onto a disused railway line that separated our back garden from the local Grammar school. Just over the storm ditch which ran between the railway and the school was a line of mature conker trees. They used to get a battering every year from the local kids.

One year a group from further down on the council estate came along and climbed the trees and shook them clean. Me and a mate went over armed with a few sticks to chuck up found a carpet of conkers laying on the floor. Unaware that they were the bounty of someone else's hard work we hoovered up as many as we could carry and took them back to my garden. Needless to say the council hards didn't take long to discover the whereabouts of the haul, and after a decent negotiation we had to surrender most of the shiny brown treasure back to them.

Nowadays we have a huge conker tree in our back garden and my girls have never shown the slightest interest in the fruit. Bloody wasted.
Growing up in the posh part of Wood Green I can recall similar stories. Although the local kids had no interest in collecting conkers to hold on to them. I once got whacked right in the forehead with one. I deserved it though, I was taking the piss with my shiny school blazer.
 
He didn't actually "buy" the stakes. Hammarby are part owned by the owners of LA Galaxy. And it was easier to gift him shares in Hammarby than to pay the actual sum to cancel his contract.

Still dumb tho.


"Easier" for whom?

.....Sounds greasy as fuck.
 
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