Never Mind The B*llocks
Quality reactionary written articles on Tottenham Hotspur. Would you like to write for The Fighting Cock?
Quality reactionary written articles on Tottenham Hotspur. Would you like to write for The Fighting Cock?
It may not be a “where were you when you heard” moment, but the death of Chris Kelly, one half of Kris Kross still resonates. When I look back to my youth, I remember fondly attempting to dance and rap to “Jump” at my first year 7 disco, it was a song perfect for that […]
Throughout my life Tottenham have never had a properly rounded squad. I’m approaching thirty now, and ever since I can remember there have been gaping holes in the first team and yet some positions have experienced overcrowding akin to rush hour on the Victoria Line. We are talking real feast and famine, and I cannot […]
I don’t know how familiar everyone is with the concept of ‘jam tomorrow’ from Alice In Wonderland. The idea behind it is the constant promise that the workers will get jam ‘every other day’, that ‘today isn’t every other day’ and that, therefore, the workers will never get jam; they only get the promise of […]
What sets apart Bale’s Player of the Year award from those of Ginola or Klinsmann’s? What is it about the two latter awards that, whilst making me reminisce on what achingly wonderful players they both undoubtedly were (and probably still are) just don’t offer the same kind of moment of almost paternal pride that this […]
Another month, another undefeated month, our worst month of the season. Bizarre, to say the least but this has been our lowest rated month with 6.09, beating the previous worst of 6.14 in November. We were knocked out of the Europa League on penalties after two 2-2 draws and won 1 and drew 2 of […]
The closer I got to London on Sunday night after a weekend in Cornwall, the more the fact that I was happy for Gareth Bale’s double PFA award win, but not delighted dawned on me. Like most Spurs fans, for me it’s the team not the individual that really matters. Looking at Bale’s smile as […]
‘Scott Parker is the worst player ever to wear a Spurs shirt’ – is probably your opinion if you spent the weekend freebasing crack cocaine and touching yourself looking at Jodie Marsh pictures. With 4,800 other Spurs masochists, I travelled to Wigan on Saturday with reasonable expectations of a nervy away win only to watch […]
The euphoria of the win against Man City has slowly ebbed away to be replaced with that usual touch of apprehension. Spurs travel to Wigan on Saturday a team who has become accustomed to wrecking dreams. The DW Stadium has laid many a title challenge and push for safety to bed, Spurs need to be […]
There was a moment on Monday night, as the haze lifted from a stray smoke bomb, when clarity reigned once more. As I looked around me at 1392 shoes being waved in the air I realised with total certainty that this was the way it was meant to be. What might have looked odd from […]