Never Mind The B*llocks

Spurs’ early spark fizzled out as Newcastle extended their winning streak, while we continued our concerning trend of collapsing like a flatpack wardrobe under pressure.

Because why win calmly when you can make it a heart-stopping soap opera?

When Spurs get going, even the South Coast winds can’t blow them off course.

Classic Spurs – part tourist, part calamity, saved by Fraser Forster and a bit of Kulusevski magic.

Another week, another corner, another facepalm for Spurs fans

Ah, Spurs—always keeping us humble, one frustrating evening at a time.