I am the very model of a modern Tottenham Hotspur fan
I am the very model of a modern Tottenham Hotspur fan
For fifty years of mostly tears as part of football’s Yiddo clan
Bill Nicholson, then Terry Neill were followed by Keith Burkinshaw,
Since then so many managers – there’ll soon be number twenty four
We’ve had some hapless hopefuls, but none worse than one-way Christian Gross
We’ve won some cups but not the league though Venables came very close
We thought that Pochettino was the one to make the cockerel crow
But Levy lost his bottle now we’re saddled with Mourinho
But Levy lost his bottle now we’re saddled with Mourinho
I want players who Dare To Do like Tottenham legends long ago
McKay, Blanchflower, Klinsmann’s power and teeny-weeny Osvaldo
Instead I watch drab Dier and the joke that is Serge Aurier
And pine for transfer windows so that some will soon be on their way
Hoddle, Greaves and Gascoigne were all players who I loved to see,
Even Gary Lineker – before he made more on TV
Sir Les, The King, Kane, Bale — again – bring us to the present day
But players wanting glory went to Manchester for better pay
But players wanting glory went to Manchester for better pay
Sheringham and Berbatov and Carrick all made moves up north
They liked winning trophies more than aiming only to be fourth
North London’s second football club won’t pass my lips before I die
On match days I won’t eat lasagne or Campbell’s soup – just kosher pie
I no longer stand in White Hart Lane to watch the Lilywhites
A fortune buys me padded seats and pre-match gourmet tasty bites
So many years of false hopes make me still a disappointed man
I am the very model of a modern Tottenham Hotspur fan
I am the very model of a modern Tottenham Hotspur fan
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Boris Nonce-on
20/10/2020 @ 4:29 pm
What a pile of wank,
From someone misty eyed for days of yore, where we had a few good players but still didn’t win.
Even with aurier and dier we are literally the strongest we’ve ever been.
Your weird prose and poetry won’t stand the test of time.
Simply weirdly placed choruses and verses that don’t rhyme.
Get a grip mate.