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Ex-Spurs Player Harry Kane

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14 assists, too?

And Immobile? When the fuck were we even linked to him, and why the hell would Lazio have sold to us?

Who knows? Kane fluked an assist record so why couldn’t they?

He hasn’t reached more than about 5 in 6 seasons and is on 1 now, so again, it’s not his normal standard.
He has 4 assists in his last 44 games.

That’s his norm

Oh and:
2018

2021
 
We wouldn't finish worse than 7th in the PL without Kane. We'd just play a different style of football. Not Harry Kane ball which we all know now is useless and ineffective.

You're wrong. About nearly everything, to the point where you're not worth engaging with at all because you're regurgitating debunked shit that was discussed months ago, so why bother? You clearly don't learn so it's pointless.

Au revoir. Have fun baiting.
 
Who knows? Kane fluked an assist record so why couldn’t they?

He hasn’t reached more than about 5 in 6 seasons and is on 1 now, so again, it’s not his normal standard.

He has 4 assists in his last 44 games.

That’s his norm

Oh and:
2018

2021

Who cares, he still did it last season. You'd have to replace all those contributions regardless of whether he usually does it or not.

And yeah, really good sources, we were totally gonna take SMS and Immobile from Lazio when we had conference league football.
 
You're wrong. About nearly everything, to the point where you're not worth engaging with at all because you're regurgitating debunked shit that was discussed months ago, so why bother? You clearly don't learn so it's pointless.

Au revoir. Have fun baiting.
You debunked what? You didn't debunk anything lol

These were your moronic narratives.

"...b...bu...but....we'd be fighting for relegation without Kane's goals and assists!"
"...b...bu...but....Nuno!"
"...b...bu....but... our midfield!"
"...b...bu....but... it's the team!"
"...b...bu...but...you don't need to score against good teams to win the league!"
"...b...bu...but...goal conversion rate and xG don't matter!"
"...b...bu...but....Son and Moura!"
"...b...bu...but....those 2 long passes against Leeds!"
"...b...bu...but....Kane led us to the Champions League final!"
 
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Who cares, he still did it last season. You'd have to replace all those contributions regardless of whether he usually does it or not.

And yeah, really good sources, we were totally gonna take SMS and Immobile from Lazio when we had conference league football.
You said when were we linked.
I showed you we were linked.

It’s not for you to decide what Lazio would have done if we had sold Kane for 150M and offered them 90 for Immobile.

So what if Kane fluked an assist tally. As I said, if he wasn’t playing maybe someone else would have fluked it too
 
You debunked what? You didn't debunk anything lol

These were your moronic narratives.

"...b...bu...but....we'd be fighting for relegation without Kane's goals and assists!"
"...b...bu...but....Nuno!"
"...b...bu....but... our midfield!"
"...b...bu....but... it's the team!"
"...b...bu...but...you don't need to score against good teams to win the league!"
"...b...bu...but...goal conversion rate and xG don't matter!"
"...b...bu...but....Son and Moura!"
"...b...bu...but....those 2 long passes against Leeds!"
"...b...bu...but....Kane led us to the Champions League final!"

You're a fucking idiot, to be blunt.

You're still banging the 'he had x shots so he had x chances' which is objectively untrue, and acting as if anyone could score them, which again .. objectively untrue. Guys like Luis Suarez, Aguero, RVP etc had similar amounts of shots in a season. Great strikers take on lots of shots.

This was proven to both of you (and you both looked really dumb at the time!) but you've decided to bring it back months later. You don't learn, you constantly lie and warp arguments, so why bother? Have fun with just the two of you.
 
You're a fucking idiot, to be blunt.

You're still banging the 'he had x shots so he had x chances' which is objectively untrue, and acting as if anyone could score them, which again .. objectively untrue. Guys like Luis Suarez, Aguero, RVP etc had similar amounts of shots in a season. Great strikers take on lots of shots.

This was proven to both of you (and you both looked really dumb at the time!) but you've decided to bring it back months later. You don't learn, you constantly lie and warp arguments, so why bother? Have fun with just the two of you.
HAHAHAHAHA

We are in the race for a top 4 spot with 2 games in hand. Kane's contributed a magical 1 goal and 1 assist in 14 apps during this time. As you can see, we're winning without Kane's goals and assists.

When we played Harry Kane ball, feeding Kane every chance we got, we finished 7th last season.

The less shots for Kane the better because he's shit. He can stick to doing the Llorente role. That's where he's the most useful for our team - being Llorente.
 
Kane FC Cult: "Trust me, we'd be fighting for relegation without all of Kane's goals and assists..."

**Kane with 1 goal and 1 assist, 14 games into the season and Spurs are in the mix for a top 4 spot with 2 games in hand

Kane FC Cult:


:goonermong:
 
Kane FC Cult: "Trust me, we'd be fighting for relegation without all of Kane's goals and assists..."

**Kane with 1 goal and 1 assist, 14 games into the season and Spurs are in the mix for a top 4 spot with 2 games in hand

Kane FC Cult:


:goonermong:
You're aware almost everyone on this forum is laughing at you and your piss poor grasp of football? Please say you're at least aware of that!

Do you have some sort of fetish about making a fool of yourself online?
 
Non Pen Goals / Shots Last Season

Son: 16 goals / 67 shots
Bale: 11 goals / 38 shots
Kane: 19 goals / 133 shots


Son and Bale scored 8 more non pen goals on 28 less shots than Kane.

Kane took double the shots of Son to score 3 more goals.



:mourweird:
 
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