Match Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers 2pm Sunday 13th of Feb

[Beech]

Very generous for Kane

I’d give him a 2 for today’s performance

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Yeah but I fancy him, so gets an extra trois-points.

 

[tart]

Okay Antonio, where's all the evelebtiness now, mate?

 

[NorseYid]

This is what happens when every single transfer window for the past 5 years we penny pinch, we fuck up our priority targets and end up with mediocre players just so Levy can make it look like he is making moves.

The entire setup of this club is to give the illusion of ambition. It's a fucking mirage.

Conte will be gone soon, far too good for us.

And Harry Kane, I'm sorry pal, I cunted you off for what you did in the summer but you are a top top player who doesn't deserve to be pissing away his career at this banter club.

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Nailed it.

Levy is selling allure of "ambition". Not a serious football club.

 

[Jackcock]

Lloris = World War 3

Doherty = Mad Cow Disease
Sanchez = The footballing equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez
Romero = 6
Davies = Village idiot
Sessegnon = Championship player

Bentancur = 6
Winks = Ronald McDonald having a kick around after work

Moura = Technique wise about as Brazilian as Peter Kay
Son = Played like Kim Jong-un
Kane = 5

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how come Kane is 5? I give him 1

 

[Gazzapen]

He wasn't brought as a winger, you've just made that up...Conte said he can play in multiple formations

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Ok. I'll make you happy. He was brought in as a number 10. Great. I still wouldn't have bought him.

 

[Allejo10]

With Dier and Skippy, we have a slight chance at top 4. Without them we are mid table.

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We are losing to mid table at home, so I think is a bit worst scenario.

 

[Fat Abbot]

Son = 6

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[Beech]

how come Kane is 5? I give him 1

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He got dragged down to his team-mates level again. Get him on the ball and give him something to work with and we all know the players that's there. He was really poor today but he wasn't allowed to be much else.

 

[Jackcock]

What I want to say to the team today

 

[FOK]

Certainly concerning if the reports that Conte likes Winks and Sanchez are true........

 

[Twoleftfeet]

Ive got to be honest those two new signings dont look great. Ok but not great.

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Again, I thought that Bentancur looked really good, great movement, great vision, precise passing and he put in a real hard shift.

 

[Hampshire Spur]

Weve not replaced eriksen who was a free kick specialist. We dont have any free kick specialist in team. Need to address that in summer. Id also go for van der beek in number 10 role, lamptey right wing back, bissouma, another striker and a world class defender to partner romero. Not sure regulon is going back to real madrid as buy back clause could activate. Heard yesterday were getting bale back in summer on free. What a fucking mess.

 

[Go on son]

Is it Levy's fault that Lloris and Davies fucked up today? Who said that we needed a new keeper? It was all about a RWB and back up striker. Today's loss is on our captain. Davies shouldn't play again as we have better options.

Race for top 4 is not over as Woolwich and united are pretty shit too.

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Who is our better option at lcb

 

[AlabamaSpur]

FYI. Trips just scored a FK in his second straight match.

 

[Shadydan]

Ok. I'll make you happy. He was brought in as a number 10. Great. I still wouldn't have bought him.

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That's not why I said, please read what I did again.

 

[Twoleftfeet]

Pics when it happens please

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Scarlett said no publicity..

 

[LEGO Boy]

Lloris = 4
Sanchez =5
Romero =5
Ben Davies = 4,5
Winks = 0
Bentancur = 7
Son = 6
Kane = 5,5
Lucas = 5
Kulusevsky = 4
Bergjwin = ??

Conte = 4

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So, Son basically the MotM runner up? Played better than Romero and Kane?? This is a wind up. He was woeful, headless chicken out there. Honestly, a 4 would be generous.

 

[Gaunt]

I may not be able to run very fast/far, can’t make a decent pass further than 5 yards, or even be able to kick a ball very far, Levy you balded cnut, how about signing me? I’d love to steal a living!

 

[Deleted member 15314]

Only in that he's trying his best to get shit footballers to play a system they aren't good enough to play.

Either he gets better players or he changes the system. We all know which is more likely..

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He's trying to fit the team into his ideas instead of adapting to the team IMO. Which is not what we expected from him.

His biggest issue IMO is not that he's playing Winks or even a back 3. He's not trying to exploit the Son/Kane partnership as he should. He's using Moura and Son wrong.

Son cannot drop deep to receive the ball. Bad first touch, poor vision, and passing, no strength to hold off a press. He should strictly be used as a winger to either make runs behind fullbacks to cross into the box, or as an "inside forward" making runs in behind CBs, to hopefully get him 1v1 vs the keeper. His moments of magic are not worth dropping him deeper.

Similar issues with Moura.

 

[Bazali]

Yeah but I fancy him, so gets an extra trois-points.

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Forgot about that

Is it his hair?