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Match Fulham V Tottenham Hotspur… Monday 8pm

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Whats the difference between Fulham and my cock?

Nothing! They're both a handful.

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Swiss cheese defence mate. Fucking wank
We really are.
And we weren't last year with the same players along the backline, it's strange.

Would the world end if we played Dav on the left? Would the stadium flip upside down? Davies and Lenglet just aren't getting it done over there. Dav's no more blunder prone or useless in possession than those two are and is much more able to trouble quality attackers.

He'd have ridden to the rescue when Mahrez cooked Perisic the other day. Probably would have given away at least one penalty, but hey, baby steps.
 
Bit of IK on the starting 11 tonight



GK - shit
RWB - shit
LWB - probably shit
CB - Shit
CB - Shit
CB - probably shit
CM - Shit
CM Bentancur
RWF - Kulu
LWF - shit
CF - Kane
 
I am overcome with the joy at the prospect of this fantastic sporting event.

I can’t wait to see us sit back, absorb pressure from the first minute, inevitably fuck up every single one of our two chances, concede multiple cheap goals and somehow manage to make Fulham look like prime Barcelona.

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It'll be:

Lloris
Royal, Romero, Dier, Davies, Sessegnon
Hoijberg, Bentancur
Kulusevski, Kane, Son

And we all know it.
If it is that, then Conte should hand some of his 15 million back.

It would indicate that he's happy with what he's seeing from our rabble and I refuse to believe that anyone with the power of sight, let alone an 'elite manager' could possibly think that it's been working.
 
I've got my TV schedule already to go:

Junior Bake Off
Emmerdale
Coronation Street
Below Deck
Love Island

That should take me to full time.

See you on the other side!
 
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